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submitted 1 year ago by Greg@lemmy.ca to c/til@lemmy.ca

It's the 10 years anniversary of her poop 🥳🎉

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[-] yardy_sardley@lemmy.ca 48 points 1 year ago

Ohhh maybe the guy trying not to poop for 3 days is just paying homage to her

[-] gkd@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago

Yep now it all makes sense.

[-] Senseibu@feddit.uk 40 points 1 year ago
[-] Doctor8@infosec.pub 24 points 1 year ago

You can take a man out of reddit, but you can't take the reddit out of a man.

[-] nzodd@beehaw.org 7 points 1 year ago

Using the poop knife for an off label use is actually a fairly efficient way of removing reddit and any number of website-related knowledge from your average unsuspecting man or woman.

[-] Senseibu@feddit.uk 6 points 1 year ago

Damn straight

[-] v13@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

I'm glad to see the poop knife reference here!

[-] pizza_rolls@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago

I have this anti nausea medication I take sometimes that gives me major constipation (zofran) and even like 4-5 days fucking sucks. Can't imagine 45, I would die

[-] Biscuit@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeah, I've solved the no-poop riddle too: scoop 4 or 5 heaping spoonfuls of cream of wheat into your mouth and swallow with water.

I couldn't eat/poop for over a week. I just drank juice/milk for sustenance, and gently massaged my guts every day until things started slowly working again. I thought I was going to die/have surgery. Weirdest thing was that I never got hungry. Technically, getting full quickly was my goal, so massive success!

[-] maniel@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

Looks like we need no poop community

[-] jystfact@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago
[-] frankyboi@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

just google fecal impaction. new fear unlocked

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