My cat can easily be commanded to love who ever brings snacks
It's a double-edged sword though. The cats now love you and want to sit on your knee all of the time but also like to secure themselves with their unnecessary razor claws.
I sure as hell didn't give consent to being scratched and to be heavily allergic 🤷♂️
My mom's cat will literally punch you if you look at her funny not to mention saying her some shit. No chill at all. Cuddly as hell though.
Only a controlling person would say such a thing.
Only a cat would say such a thing about a person.
I don't like cats because the feel gross. I feel an invisible layer of fur and grime on my hands after I touch them, I have to wash my hands after. Yuck.
I like cats, but the last thing I need is to be tripping over some poor kitten in the morning when running for work, which is exacty what happens.
And I have issue just kicking them out, so I let them take my room while ai'm away.
More like a lesson in vanity & superiority complex. She has it in spades
It's true. We've literally seen the same humans who abuse humans abuse cats, or at the very least not care about their consent.
amazingly effective post for making unpleasant people out themselves
the fact that anyone can find cats unpleasant is absolutely incomprehensible, they're walking fluffy pillows that lay on your lap and rumble like an engine, literally living stuffed toys.
I agree with you but in the exact opposite way you’ve described. People who pretend that everyone who dislikes cats are unpleasant are the ones outing themselves here. You sound like children.
As much as I love cats (literally in my username), there are certain valid reasons, at least for outdoor cats. In most countries they are not a native species and are thus predators the ecosystem isn't built for. If you keep them inside, though, it's all good!
I'll give a pass to those allergic to them. They have a physical reason to dislike cats.
I find cats aesthetically pleasant, elegant. I have shared a home with a few, never my own. And yes there are nice cats, whiny little shits, and pure spherical (no matter the angle you look at them) assholes, more than dogs, I'd say.
However, the idea that they are going to shit, piss, and then play around with the litter they have just used to shit /piss, then lick their asses / genitals, then lick their fur and then hop onto a table/sofa/bed, or yourself, is truly objectively disgusting.
The misconception that cats are clean, is because they lick their fur a lot. All they do is coat their fur in disgusting saliva, often contaminated with urine / feces. Cats are objectively as dirty, or more than a dog.
I love dogs, but I don't "kiss" them, they are not allowed on anything; sofas, beds, or god forbid, tables or counters. They have nice beds, know their boundaries (most animals need clear and simple boundaries and rules. Ambiguous rules, boundaries confuse and stress them). I don't allow dogs to lick me. I pet and fondle dogs, give them belly rubs, etc. and ALWAYS wash my hands afterwards.
Dogs and cats are dirty by definition, and that's fine, that's how they work, just operate with their non-cleanliness in mind.
You have never met an asshole cat?
Listen, I've had some great cats. One in particular was so chill and cuddly when he got diabetes and I had to give him insulin injections twice a day, he would jump up and then snuggle and purr after. Greatest cat ever. That cat had his own cat who was super skiddish with people. If you looked up scardy cat you wouldn't see a picture of this cat because he would run and hide if you pointed your attention in their direction, let alone a camera. They had radically different personalities. There are also asshole cats. Frankly a lot of them (kinda like people).
I think some people have interacted mostly with the assholes and choose not to continue, it's at least a bit understandable.
I dislike cats because they don't respect my boundaries. Maybe they need a lesson in consent?
Excuse me, I think you mean their boundaries. One does not own their own boundaries in the presence of cats.
I dislike cats because the vast majority of their owners let them roam free, killing native wildlife.
So from my experience in my country, cats are attractive to irresponsible people who show disinterest in protecting the environment around them and want a pet they don't need to maintain much.
There are of course many cat owners who keeps their cats indoors or in cat runs and I have no qualms with them, they're great pet owners - but they're a tiny minority of cat owners.
the vast majority of their owners let them roam free
This is, like, laughably false
That is like, your opinion, man. The idea of an 'indoor cat' is only about 30 years old.
The vast majority of pet cats worldwide are allowed to roam, and when they do they breed and create strays and ferals. It is such an epidemic problem that there are trap and spay programs running in most of the world.
My experiences with cats:
Several neighbors had cats, all roamed free. Spent many hours cleaning bird carcasses and shit from the backyard. Needed to check daily to ensure my dog didn't find said carcasses and choke on bones.
Roommate's adopted cats. Shit all over the house because owners never cleaned the boxes. The smell of ammonia is burned into the back of my nose. The cats loved me because I was always the one to eventually clean their boxes and feed them, but they disgusted me and I was out of that place ASAP.
Now as an adult I have a deep dislike of both cats and their owners. If you have an indoor cat, I wonder why you didn't choose a dog but respect your choice. If you have an outdoor cat, get fucked. Now when I see a cat waking along my fence I run outside screaming at it and fire airsoft pellets at the fence (to scare, never to actually shoot the cat).
I don't dislike cats because I can't control them, I dislike cats because their owners tend to be shitty and I'm left to deal with what I perceive as another person's problem.
Now I'll let the downvotes roll over me like the tide.
That's why I got my cats neutered. Now I live in the country side with no neighbours, so having cats taking care of the mice and rats is a must!
I have an indoor cat. I don't have a dog because I don't own a house.
Yeah this isn't true, this is standard BS repeated by people who don't have cats and know nothing about cats.
Cats have a hunting success rate of like 20% at best so no they don't litter the environment with carcasses, most interactions between cats and birds result in the bird flying off and the cat sitting there looking sort of stupid. Otherwise birds would have gone extinct long before humans developed language.
Most of my cats hated birds. they always scared them away, so they wouldn't alert the rats and pheasants they were hunting. They were rarely successful (about 3 or 4 rats in their resp. lifetime, no pheasants, that would have been wild.) For my well fed cats it seemed never about the kill, only hunting.
Well except when they brought me mice whenever I was on a diet, I think because I was malnourished. Helped me figure out the best vitamins tho.
That took a turn
Welcome to my mind. Thank you for your company. Tea is on the counter, please help yourself.
The thing about cats is that their concept of boundaries and interaction are wildly different from people and dogs. Cats seem like they know exactly who is allergic to them and seem to be laser guided right to them because a lot of the things you'd do if you're allergic to them come off as being respectful of their boundaries. What seems like disinterest to us seems like an open invitation to them.
Yeah you can do the same thing with dogs. It's not a logical position, it's an emotional one.
Dogs are clingy in always want to lick you, gross. At least if cats lick you it's nice and dry.
There are nice and dry cat tongues? All our cats had well lubed razors in their mouths. cute, but not a good feeling for more than one lick.
Yeah well that was the point really. It has the same level of logic as the original comment just flipped around the other way.
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Their free will makes it all the nicer that they love me then
yeah
and even if a cat doesnt love me it's not like they have to. im not entitled to them, still lobe them anyway cause theyre cute and awesome
I don't necessarily hate cats, but I can't stand to be around them because I am wildly allergic to them
That is a completely valid reason. There's always the ballsack cats if you want to experience one.
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