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[-] crandlecan@mander.xyz 25 points 5 days ago

Heil Agent Orange 🍊🧡

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[-] lectricleopard@lemmy.world 23 points 5 days ago

"Why dont you stupid Americans organize or something?"

They won't let us. We're trying.

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[-] notannpc@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago

Any web based alternatives? App stores aren’t needed here and it’s a lot harder to stop a website.

[-] cybervseas@lemmy.world 22 points 5 days ago

~~Don’t~~ be evil.

[-] DegenerationIP@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

I cannot say how much I Wish this would be the onion..

[-] don@lemmy.ca 18 points 5 days ago

“Vulnerable” go fuck yourself with a white-hot steel dildo.

[-] kn0wmad1c@programming.dev 18 points 5 days ago

Nope. Our tax dollars pay for their existence. They're not a vulnerable group, they're our employees.

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[-] TuffNutzes@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

Good puppy dogs doing Dear Leader's bidding. History will remember!

[-] SpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 days ago

Yes because, as everyone knows, the real enemies are brown people with funny accents. /s

[-] TheObviousSolution@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 days ago

Next up: Won't anyone think of the abusers? Who's the true victim of domestic violence?

In case anyone is wondering why an international tech giant caves so easily to the US government when the companies that own late night hosts still have them running: https://edition.cnn.com/2025/09/05/tech/google-eu-antitrust-fine-adtech

[-] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago

Google Calls Gestapo Agents a Vulnerable Group, Removes Gestapo-Spotting App ‘Red Dot’

[-] drhodl@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

"You just uninstalled Chrome We’re sorry to see you go. Please help us improve Google Chrome by filling out this short survey. Your feedback is appreciated." And....no link to any survey provided, so I can't tell them why they can go fuck themselves. I still use Youtube non premium, with an ad blocker, but I'm open to any suggestions for a replacement site.....

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[-] Sunshine@lemmy.ca 12 points 5 days ago

Use !linuxphones@lemmy.ca to boycott fascist enablers.

[-] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 5 days ago

Poor little guys

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