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Spare some blood? (discuss.tchncs.de)
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[-] Gork@sopuli.xyz 24 points 2 weeks ago

๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ I'm surprised there is a Unicode emoji for a vampire but not for a seahorse.

[-] three@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 weeks ago

Right? It can't be about the mpreg, we've got that covered ๐Ÿซƒ

[-] jj4211@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

That can't be right, let me ask an AI... Oh wait ..

[-] mtpender@piefed.social 19 points 2 weeks ago

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
MILK FOR THE KHORNE-FLAKES!
BUTTER FOR THE POP-KHORNE!

[-] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago

~~need~~ thirst

[-] kittenzrulz123 5 points 2 weeks ago
[-] bigboitricky@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Gimmie ur blood

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 5 points 2 weeks ago

thats what vampires would say.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

you don't call phlebotomists vampires?

this post was submitted on 01 Oct 2025
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