Counterpoint: you can only remember your own because you're more cringy than the others.

Checkmate, atheists.

I try to remember my friend’s embarrassing moments so I can make fun of them whenever I do something embarrassing.

I once saw a kid get a boner in class and lean into it, helicopter dick standing on his desk, turns and slaps another kid in the face. I'll never forget 😂

I can remember some people's embarrassing moments from years ago well. Even of some strangers. Your cringe is not safe with me.

Nooooooooo

Uh... no. Not how it works. I remember secondhand cringe also.

It's true, we're all laughing at you. Yes, you. I'm tired of pretending we aren't.

I can.. It does not help. Think about what you learned from the occasion instead.

I knew it.

You aren't helping!