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I hope anon finds love (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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[-] masquenox@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 day ago

point at her and try to do a huge burp

And they say romance is dead.

[-] lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago

She looks 14.

Hopefully anon isn't a pedo.

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago

holy shit this is amazing, i am actually in tears trying to imagine this scene, ahahahah!

[-] TherapyGary 6 points 1 day ago
[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

Its like something that would happen in a prequel to SuperBad, hahahah!

[-] Drewmeister@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

If only he had burped at her she would be his

[-] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 day ago

Yes but was his projectile vomit's trajectory long enough to reach her? I hope he arched his back to point his mouth at the optimal 45 degrees upward for maximum horizontal travel.

this post was submitted on 01 Oct 2025
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