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[-] DaMummy@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago

Don't complain. There's literally people that live in America right now. Send your thoughts and prayers.

[-] CircaV@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 week ago

I basically dgaf about - oh I dunno - 178 million of them. You know, the 77 million who voted for this fascist clownshow plus the 101 million who didn’t even bother voting. They can all rot in their self-made hell for all I care.

[-] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

We appreciate that but what we really need are more bullets and prescription drugs

[-] CircaV@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

Sure give them mOaR BuLLeTs, how many school shootings were there yesterday?

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Never enough. Apparently.

[-] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Generally it's a non zero chance

[-] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 week ago

I'd probably reluctantly live in Hawaii. If someone were paying me an unreasonable amount of money to do so. Distance seems to temper the worst of the bullshit.

[-] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 days ago

Also if I get to displace some American jag off that moved there. They don’t get to trade with me and come here, but I get to kick them out and take their house.

[-] cmbabul@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

By this time next year it will either be its own thing or part of another country, this place will be a Balkanized mess by then

[-] deacon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

It will be increasingly overrun by tech bros who are setting up compounds to hunker down through the worst of whatever the future holds.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

they also found out that they couldnt run thier little compounds efficiently, no waste removal system. just the other month i think BEZOs was complaining about human waste not be properly disposed from his compund/island.

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[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

trumps already trying to withold funding for 16 blue states. balkanization maybe sooner than expected.

[-] cmbabul@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Finally someone talking sense, really depressing sense, but sense nonetheless

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[-] skeptomatic@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

What else would you do, reluctantly, for money?
See, Larry Ellison owns about 98% of the island of Lanai. He's got a bunker there.
Zuckerberg also owns property on Lanai, has a bunker there (a Lanai local told me), in addition to his ranch on Kauai.
Peter Thiel, probably similar. Musk, similar... Oprah, etc.
So we'll get you the GoFundMe money, but we have a mission for you...

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[-] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 week ago

Definitely not even for a visit.

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 week ago

Even the snowbirds I know are taking a pass. That country is in a badddd place.

[-] CircaV@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago

🛎️🛎️🛎️

[-] orbitz@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

Yeah I was thinking visiting was off limits, and I think I'm taken as a white dude, though generics will say otherwise. Half my ancestors discovered America the other half didn't think they lost it, sort of thing. Also I try not to visit countries with fascist governments.

[-] Flying_Dutch_Rudder@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

As a colour blind Canadian, I’m horribly confused. Is this a never or absolutely? You don’t happen to be from Alberta by any chance, do you?

[-] nocturne@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 week ago

Never is in red, absolutely is in green, the entire map is colored red. There is nothing but the never red shown anywhere on the map beyond the key.

It is a bad choice for the colors chosen, as they are the perfect red/green opposite for color blindness to see as the same color.

Note: this not written as snarky to Fly_Dutch_Rudder, itt is meant as a helpful explanation of the map.

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Not that we'd expect this one to.

Weird that that community doesn't exist on Lemmy yet.

@Dave@lemmy.nz, would you be up for hosting it? Having it on the NZ instance would be *chef's kiss*.

[-] Dave@lemmy.nz 2 points 6 days ago

I'll throw together a survey for Lemmy.nz users and see what people think 🙂

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

/c/fediversewithoutmapswithoutnewzealand

[-] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

Wish I could relate. At this point im waiting for Canada to announce asylum for transpeople

[-] festus@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Realistically Canada is going to put off allowing asylum seekers from the US as long as possible, as the volumes of asylum seekers the US handles (that are no longer welcome there) would overwhelm Canada. That's without considering American asylum seekers too.

You best bet is to consider immigrating through traditional, economic based pathways.

[-] CircaV@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

All my profs at my Canadian undergrad university were American, they had left because of Kent State. A lot have already come up here again.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

and MD recently denied an offer from ULCA heading a surgical team to be in one of Canadas healthcare clinics/university.

[-] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

You best bet is to consider immigrating through traditional, economic based pathways.

Great I'm disabled and never finished College, so that's probably not gonna happen

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

its either mexico or canada. EU if your a PHD/MD in niche specailities holder, willing to have less income than in the states, but they dont see the problem anyways.

OH yea, because US citizens is sitll not immediate threat from systemic persecution, war zone, or wanton killings.

[-] BanMe@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Canada already has precedent of not extraditing trans people here because of the climate for queer people. June I think.

[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

? just come on over, I don't think we are closed off to immigration. Unless you are an ass, then I am not your buddy pal.

[-] absentbird@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Fuck I don't want to live here either. Please annex Washington, we'll come willingly.

[-] DupaCycki@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

You can join Poland willingly or be conquered.

[-] theUwUhugger@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Trump’s wasn’t called by canadians?

He was called by CANADA

[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It was one big conference call, we were all on it.

Somebody was chewing food (I’m looking at you Todd from Kingston Ontario), but the call went okay.

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Puerto Rico? Strange choice, but cool.

[-] desmosthenes@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

beat me to it.

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

What about Puerto Rico or the US Virgin Islands?

[-] webp@mander.xyz 3 points 1 week ago

Where I'd live in the US as an american

[-] golden_zealot@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

So... Guam?

[-] TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Fuck I got family down there and Im not even gonna visit.

No fuckin thank you

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