holy crap, it's real
And it's impossible to tell if it's satire
Nothing is satire to a rotted right wing brain.
This needs to be archived so that when future species wonder "what happened to humans" they'll have an answer.
I doubt they have the mod capacity to keep every article free from people memeing on their shitty wiki. So this was probably just written by a troll.
written by a troll and kept because no one could tell the difference
Conservapedia for all the Free Thinkers™©® that need to check the conservative repository of what they're supposed to think...
There was a post on science sub on reddi (read through redlib) about how conservatives change their stance based on context (hateful among themselves but pretend to be arguing in good faith when they see their shitty views might get challenged) and their argument was "you get dogpilled for shitty opinions on all of reddit but it doesn't happen on conservative subs and asked people to prove that it happens"
But because conservative sub delete all the misaligned comments and posts, no one could "prove" it. This was how they proved the left was more aggressive than the right. The mental gymnastics is way over the top.
tldr; Conservatives think getting dogpiled for shitty opinions is worse than censorship they employ themselves to silence opposition. And since all major social media is built in a way censorship can't be traced, they have the high ground.
They didn’t even call out any actually controversial games. Ultrakill is hardly even “ultraviolent” once you play something like Cyberpunk and do a brute character.
that's the part of this that strikes you as odd?
No, I just find it funny that they chose the absolute softest blow choices of games. They could have chosen way more “woke” games than these.
Ultrakill is a low-key trans genre favorite, at least on reddit. I don't think it's obvious enough for most conservatives to notice but in some online places they are absolutely gaga for that shit. I think that's why they went with it. There is an actual list of "woke games" floating around and it is full of some very bonkers takes
Fuck yeah new Vegas and it's socialist extremism themes! Gambling and guns!
(it's an explicitly anarchist work, the Followers and potentially a Yes Man playthrough are the only "good" options)
i mean the NCR isn't terrible, just implied to result in things petering out into mediocrity in the long run
They're a deliberate metaphor for pre-Civil War Manifest Destiny America with native genocide and slavery, but yes, in theory their burgeoning liberal republic is a better option than the outright fascists in the Legion and House's destructive egocentric "libertarianism" that becomes fascism the moment he gathers enough power to do so, beyond the lore deep cuts that let the savvy terminal reader figure out he was one of the people behind the nuclear war in the first place.
Liar you All!! I'll be able to double jump one day! i just need to train harder.
I mean yeah it doesn't come naturally. You have to train for it, everybody knows that.
"Do not naturally possess"
Does transitioning unlock it?
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