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[-] DreadPirateSnuggles@lemmy.ca 86 points 2 weeks ago

Why is he spending so much time with white pedophiles?

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 44 points 2 weeks ago

He's a reverend. That's where pedophiles convene.

[-] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 24 points 2 weeks ago

He's even Reverend Ray Cistman! (Say it out loud if you didn't catch the joke)

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

Lol that took me longer than I'm willing to admit...

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

I didn't catch that til you pointed it out.

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Because there are so many of them?

[-] makyo@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Confession?

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 38 points 2 weeks ago

I don’t get the purpose of these race baiting posts.

[-] pennomi@lemmy.world 46 points 2 weeks ago

Because outrage is the best way to get engagement. Engagement sells more ads. More ads means more money.

We have optimized our society very poorly

[-] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 4 points 2 weeks ago

It’s idiocracy!

[-] jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 weeks ago

how else would it be optimized?

[-] pennomi@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

You could optimize around meeting everyone’s basic needs. Only human greed prevents us from accomplishing that.

[-] jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 weeks ago

and the obsessive need of the UN to redefine basic needs to include nonsense like "housing" and "freedoms"

[-] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 25 points 2 weeks ago

I mean given his screen name is Ray Cistman, I think it's just a shitposting account

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 weeks ago

Oh I missed that. :(

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 2 weeks ago

Racebait and shit posts are not mutually exclusive.

[-] masquenox@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

You think this is race baiting?

Fragile much?

[-] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 22 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I have never knowingly met a pedophile. How did he know these people were pedophiles?

[-] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

He's a reverend, there are loads in the church and many are known and protected.

[-] DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz 9 points 2 weeks ago

I used to be able to say this. At my old job a guy got hired and he was pretty open to having spent time in prison. He never really said why he was convicted, but he kept mentioning not being allowed to use computers or smart phones, so everyone joked he was a hacker. I got curious and looked him up and quickly found out he solicited nudes from minors. I informed my boss and he just shrugged and said he passed the background check. We worked at a grocery store which employed minors as young as 15 or 16. I didn't stick around too long after that.

[-] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 weeks ago

Balls deep in kids

[-] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

I've met two pedophiles in my life. One was the guy who molested me when I was 5, and he later spent time in prison for murder.

The other was a profoundly disabled man whose family had groomed him into making CSAM, and they just switched the roles as he got too old to be the "star".

[-] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

I know of a orange one.

[-] Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

🎶My miiiiind is telling me noooooohoooo. But my BODY... my booooody is telling me yeaheaheah 🎶 - Mr. Kelly singing his favorite song.

Y'all see his feature length RnB musical film? I almost made it to the end, but my face was hurting too much from laughing, so we had to stop. Maybe, someday, I'll be able to finish it..

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 points 2 weeks ago

Never been to the north of England either.

[-] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Ken M vibes from that reply.

this post was submitted on 30 Sep 2025
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