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[-] CountVon@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

If folks thought Rupert Murdoch was bad, let me tell you, Larry Ellison is far worse. And I say this as one of his customers! There's an old joke among Oracle DBAs:

What does Oracle stand for?

One Rich Asshole Called Larry Ellison.

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago

My institution uses Oracle for management and I would consider it state-of-the-art for 1996.

nothing like have to memorize 15 number chartstrings to manually route approvals.

[-] db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

What's the difference between Larry Ellison and God?

God doesn't think he's Larry Ellison.

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago
[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

Oh... I thought you were going to tell us about a Chinese family

[-] Kurious84@lemmings.world 1 points 1 week ago

His face looks like my taint

[-] pinheadednightmare@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Doesn’t matter if they aren’t any better

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