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If folks thought Rupert Murdoch was bad, let me tell you, Larry Ellison is far worse. And I say this as one of his customers! There's an old joke among Oracle DBAs:
What does Oracle stand for?
One Rich Asshole Called Larry Ellison.
My institution uses Oracle for management and I would consider it state-of-the-art for 1996.
nothing like have to memorize 15 number chartstrings to manually route approvals.
What's the difference between Larry Ellison and God?
God doesn't think he's Larry Ellison.
His face looks like my taint
Oh... I thought you were going to tell us about a Chinese family
Doesn’t matter if they aren’t any better
this post was submitted on 28 Sep 2025
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