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This is more like battle royale polyamory
Winner gets to top second place
Sloppy thirds.. or fourty-thirds..
Ok everyone, as long as we don't fuck outside of this local cluster, we can continue to not use barrier protection.
I mean shit. If everyone is tested clean and the ones who want kids are paired up we're good.
That's as many as grand piano keys!
hell of a chromatic chord when they all orgasm at the same time and hit different pitches
Jarrod Radnich's piano arrangenent for He's a Pirate ends with the "Sit on lower half of the keyboard" instruction. This is a good approximation of what the male portion of the polycule will sound like.
Edit: of course someone filmed themselves pressing all of them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4wn70d9ML8
Meanwhile I have fucked like 12 times in my life
Oh great, coming here to gloat about your track record
Leave some for the rest of us buddy!
nah, live that shit to losers, embrace magick
Watch, In a few years they'll whine about wife bad kids messy typa shit, and i'll be thriving in my own tower, throwing them fireballs at them lowly dirty peasants
Also, as a perk to your virginity, you can use archbtw on your arcana orb
How tf does that even work. Someone explain 😭
Discord group
So like a joke? I witnessed that myself. They got dumped the moment the other person got a real BF. The bf then disappeared.
I quit Discord due to my job eating into my life too much. I only recently folded and watched some YouTube.
Once you get to an 88 person polycule, I start to wonder about upper limits. Could all of humanity just be one big polycule? That actually might... be awesome?
this post was submitted on 26 Sep 2025
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