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A sad and repulsive attempt of Alex Jones to get attention so he can continue his grifting
So he can pay the victims of the sandy hook shooting, right?
right?
And look, it's working!
The perfect summary of his activities.
This version of the Mr. potato head toy banned in France.
Seriously, just try not to see it now. A little pair of brown leather baby shoes under his chin.
Woke Mr. Potato head now on sale.
Holly fuck… they just write themselves at this point.
StOp CaLlInG uS nAzIs!
I… you know, I imagined a bunch of versions of this, but none of them look nearly as bad as the real thing.
W. O. W.
Somebody throw that blotchy fuck a tube of… Well, hell almost anything. I think toothpaste would improve that situation.
How can a dude this repulsive say with a straight face that women were “throwing their panties at him” for any reason much less because of his stupid mustache
I can imagine women throwing all kinds of things at him. Maybe some of them have run out of sharp or blunt things to throw and went for what they had.
Big women, strong women, tears streaming down their faces saying SIR! Can we please adorn your tooth brushed mustachio with our undergarments?
I mean… just think about the women who would be interested in Alex Jones at all and that’s all you need to know.
They either look or think like him. Neither is good.
The most repulsive dudes are often the people most desperate to appear like women would literally die to be with them.
I gladly invite him to germany. :3
"Being a white guy that has German features, classical German features, and with a Hitler mustache, and it was very interesting,"
Apparently, he believes he would fit right in!
Oh he will. RIGHT IN JAIL!
Good news, if this catches on then it'll be easier to identify who needs to get punched in the fucking face!
And it gives you something specific to punch at
Fat fuck
Him being fat has nothing to do with how repulsive he is
When Lukashenko falls asleep first at a party.
Isn't he married? So does he mean that his wife has a real thing for short Austrian painters, or like...is he admitting something else?
You can’t beat stupidl.
this post was submitted on 26 Sep 2025
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