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[-] RedC@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

Silver dollar coins? Can't wait to buy as many as I can so I can melt them down and use them as Antifa challenge coins or something along those lines.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

they'll be silver-ish

[-] Geobloke@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago

Can't wait to use my kirk bucks at the strippers. It's what he would've wanted

[-] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I’ve always wanted an excuse to wipe my ass with money

[-] TheTurner@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

I hope you don't mind metal coins.

[-] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Hey, don’t kink shame my ass pennies fetish

[-] TwinTitans@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

A podcaster? For fuck sakes guys.

[-] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Make it a bill so we can wipe our ass with it. Burn it. Deface it. All that fun stuff.

[-] bstix@feddit.dk 3 points 1 month ago

They'll be going full China and make it a crime to deface the dear leader.

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[-] deathbird@mander.xyz 7 points 1 month ago

What a beautiful way to honor his life's work of self-promotion and trolling.

Anyway, healthcare pls?

[-] BuckWylde@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Anyway, Epstein files?

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[-] Eh_I@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

BOYCOTT MONEY!

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

the strokes didn't work, but seeing Charlie's massive dome on a currency before his own crusty mug will definitely do it.

say hello to president couchfucker.

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