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[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 117 points 1 week ago

You just know he's going to have some hilariously ironic death like the Segway scooter guy. It's like learning about the guy who claimed God couldn't sink the Titanic and deciding, "I'm going to do that! Every day!"

[-] Denjin@feddit.uk 106 points 1 week ago

The segway guy is actually a pretty sad story. James Haselden was a genuinely good guy, founder of a company making a type of portable and collapsible barrier, originally intended to shore up canals and rivers but ended up solving a variety of problems around the world.

He kept manufacturing local to his childhood home, paying significantly above the average to his staff, created jobs and opportunities for many people in a relatively impoverished community.

Gave many many millions of pounds to charities and good causes.

He bought the segway company, intending on reviving what had become a failing business and died a pretty tragic and stupid death and now all anyone thinks of him is "haha how ironic".

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 58 points 1 week ago

"haha how ironic"

Even in death he keeps on giving.

[-] Balaquina@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 week ago

Take your upvote and get out.

[-] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 43 points 1 week ago

I bet he dies becuase there is some old in the lines or fittings and he's breathing nothing but moldy air all day long.

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago

Or because now his body just thinks it doesn't need to protect him from airborne diseases and shuts that part down.

I mean heat shock proteins exist. A little grit is needed in life to keep the immune system on its toes.

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

This is why I have cats, their scratches alone probably keeps my immune system solid.

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[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

My guess is ingrown toenail infection that spreads.

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[-] neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Hyberbaric chambers have a tendency to explode.

There was one in the news the other day that tragically exploded with a small child inside.

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[-] Eiri@lemmy.ca 97 points 1 week ago

Oxygen chamber? Sounds like a great way to die early

[-] BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 1 week ago

Hope they don't have bare wires and too much velcro.

[-] Eiri@lemmy.ca 49 points 1 week ago

I just meant breathing more oxygen makes you agree faster

[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 118 points 1 week ago

makes you agree faster

You're absolutely right.

[-] Eiri@lemmy.ca 41 points 1 week ago
[-] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago

I only breathe CO2 and I absolutely disagr

[-] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago
[-] poke@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 week ago

Yeah that stuff can make you agree faster

[-] lemmyknow@lemmy.today 14 points 1 week ago

Well, a lack of oxygen makes agreements take longer. So I must concur

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[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 66 points 1 week ago

Why is this meme implying that olives, Campari and cigarettes is not the peak of human diet that we all know it to be?

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

Cheese wine and cigarettes is le better!

[-] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 17 points 1 week ago

Because it's missing the 6 month old leg of pork that's so full of nitrates it cannot even rot.

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[-] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 61 points 1 week ago

My favorite thing about the whole myth about people in southern Italy regularly living to be over 100 is that it's actually just pension fraud.

[-] blah3166@piefed.social 55 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

for all the hate the guy gets, I do appreciate that he's at least taking a science-based approach and publishes what works/doesn't. The core building blocks he continually pushes people to follow are the basics we already know: good sleep, food and exercise.

Outside of the common sense he's tried various protocols and only continues them if the biomarkers they're tracking show some kind of improvement. He's spending his millions to test things and publish data for us to use, I don't see any harm in that. He's even published basic meals (Super Veggie) that anyone can make to ensure they're eating healthy and getting the most bang for their buck (nutrient to caloric content ratio).

Sample of one is pretty shit though.

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[-] pooberbee@lemmy.ml 28 points 1 week ago

Never go in against a Sicilian when death in on the line... smh

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[-] HazardousBanjo@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago

This guy pissing away millions on his ongoing psychosis episode should be grounds enough to ban billionaires forever.

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[-] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago

Dude is going to end up burning alive in that thing

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[-] Corporal_Punishment@feddit.uk 25 points 1 week ago

Sure he might outlive us, but honestly what's the fucking point? At this point for him he's basically just existing. Is he happy? Is he getting any enjoyment out of life? Because it sure doesn't seem like it

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[-] CptOblivius@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

Our bodies have multiple enzymes and antioxidants to keep oxygen from slowly killing us. And this guy wants to concentrate it. Hyperbaric has its uses, making a normal person live longer is not one of them.

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 25 points 1 week ago

I remember seeing a meme about what alien life might be like and they say "what do you mean all life on Earth breathes rocket fuel???"

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[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

It was a complicated time when life switched to oxygen. We still have life without oxygen btw (mostly in the depths). But those damn plants fucked up a good life for everyone back then.

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[-] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

I'm smoking Campari through an olive right now!

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[-] vrighter@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 1 week ago

never heard of a little thing called oxygen toxicity

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[-] amino 15 points 1 week ago

"while you were busy with your covid orgies i was in my bubble, studying the blade"

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[-] tgirlschierke 15 points 1 week ago

The replier is right but I would be lying if I said that mask connected to the cannulas doesn't look extremely cool.

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[-] rbesfe@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 week ago

IMMORTAN! WITNESS MEEEEE!!

[-] A_Porcupine@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Am I the only one who thought this was Tom Scott for a moment?

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[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

hes like peter thiel who tried to extend his life. He looks awful despite having some "skin enhancement treatments".

Hes also like a vampire, he used his son's blood to look more youthful on his skin. He boasted how he defeated a lawsuit from a former GF(taryn sounthern) claiming he ruined her chances of a career by convincing her to give it up to work for her, and when she breast cancer, he dumped her because it was making him look bad, aka thinking about mortality.

i followed him, through taryn southern(whom i followed associated with another channel), his "research" isnt really use university level institution or peer reviewed papers, its all done on Him alone, so its basically pseudoscience.

[-] Chessmasterrex@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Pretty quick way to die if the oxygen ignites.

[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 9 points 1 week ago

Living life to the fullest!

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