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[-] sramder@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

Oh man! Here goes:

I’m with a bunch of friends at a rave in Mountain View maybe (Mid 90’s Bay Area, CA, USA) and it’s at a roller rink so they have a full concession stand.

Most of us are on E, which the dealer warned us was a little fresh i.e. damp so we should let it dry a bit if we were going to put it up our noses —which we did not. But he’s also get 2CB which one of my friends really wanted to try.

FF a few hours, we’ve a peaked and a kind of wandering around. We go and check out the concession stand, most of us get some kind of candy and water, I had a 4 foot RedVine wrapped around my neck… 2CB guy gets 2 hotdogs and a Mountain Dew™

Walking off to find a spot to rest 2CB guy gets confronted by this tiny little hippie chick. One hand in the middle of his chest she traces the outline of a house with the other, making sure to flick each nipple.

She then says “This is your body. Your body is the temple!” She points at the remaining hotdog and says, “This is the animal, the animal does not belong in the temple!”

My buddy looks her right in the eyes and pretty much eats the last hotdog in two bites.

[-] camr_on@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago
[-] sramder@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

What really bakes my noodle is according to 2CB-guy… and let’s just call him the giraffe, the other half of the rink was rented out for a swingers party that same night.

Bunch of mattresses and blankets on the floor… and, well… swingers doing their thing.

Good Times© 😝

[-] usernamefactory@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 weeks ago

No problem. Reverse the polarity of the main deflector dish, then reroute power from life support to transmit a resonance pattern laterally across the external inertial dampener array. The resulting subspace flux will energize your Heisenberg compensators, so you can simply purge the pattern buffers and attenuate their power output to re-energize your dilithium matrix. You got this! That's the power of math, people!

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Sorry, the tribbles have eaten through the power distribution matrix.

[-] Redfox8@mander.xyz 3 points 3 weeks ago

No problem. I'm just gonna shove another doghnut in my chops and be done with it. I've got something tasty! That's the power of sugar, people!

[-] usernamefactory@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago

Well, okay, I guess that sounds good, too. But make mine cellular peptide flavoured.

[-] r00ty@kbin.life 6 points 3 weeks ago

Mine is 30 seconds short of a full warp core breach.

[-] xylogx@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Every morning when I discover some new pain, I feel like Khan exacting revenge, “From hell’s heart I stab at thee”

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