I use Android, or as I like to call it "Google Surveillance plus Linux"
I thought I was a filthy windows user lyrking in better lands. But I use GrapheneOS which is Android minus Google Surveillance, which is Linux plus Google Surveillance minus Google Surveillance. Isn't that just Linux? Am I a proper member now?
Babe, wake up, the new copy pasta just dropped.
Holy C!
Stallman only gives nods of approval to 15 year old girls or younger now. The less they wear the better.
"I use Linux as my operating system," I state proudly to the > > unkempt, bearded man. He swivels around in his desk chair > > with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with > extreme precision. "Actually," he says with a grin, "Linux is just > the kernel. you use GNU+Linux." I don't miss a beat and reply > with a smirk, "I use alpine, a distro that doesn't include the > GNU coreutils, or any other GNU code. It's Linux, but it's not > GNU+Linux."
The smile quickly drops from the man's face. His body begins > convulsing and he foams at the mouth as he drop to the floor > > with a sickly thud. As he writhes around he screams "I-IT > WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!" > Coolly, I reply "if windows was compiled with gcc, would that > make it GNU?" I interrupt his response with "and work is being > made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. Even > if you were correct, you won't be for long."
With a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from > his body. he lies on the floor, cold and limp. I've > womansplained him to death.
This is a very good advert for alpine Linux
Does anyone actually use it as their main desktop though? Thought it was designed for containers and lightweight systems
I have it on my main desktop, works well, but I have to containerize a few things that do not build with musl.
I only use Linux command line. Does that count?
it's the famous copypasta reply to the usual "let me interject" copypasta. But this time it was given to chatGPT for a rewrite. pathetic
Linux is a single word everyone recognises and understands, gnu/Linux sounds dumb and precocious because you're not going to refer to android as android/Linux, that would be silly
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