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Always remove French with sudo rm -rf /* (piefedimages.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com)
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[-] fistac0rpse@fedia.io 60 points 1 month ago

rm -fr would make more sense

[-] Zidane@lemmy.ca 52 points 1 month ago
[-] scytale@piefed.zip 9 points 1 month ago

This but learning French instead of dance:

[-] magnetosphere@fedia.io 48 points 1 month ago

“Informing patients is so weird!”

Surgeons aren’t psychic. He had no idea whether speaking French was important to OOP. His question seems considerate and responsible to me.

[-] rainwall@piefed.social 17 points 1 month ago

It seems like a mix of the above and the doctor relaying a fun tidbit to the patient.

[-] slothrop@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 month ago

As I understand it, transitioning to maga requires a frontal lobotomy.

[-] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

To transition from UK english to US english they carefully insert a freedom bullet within your frontal lobe. To do the lobotomy to transition to maga they explode that bullet.

To transition to Australian English isn’t directly possible, you have to be American English and have your left big toe get bitten by a camel spider, then your children will be born austrialian.

This is also why australians are afraid of spiders biting their toes, the amount of Australianism that would occur would be to heavy to handle causing the continent to sink.

[-] Zagorath@aussie.zone 8 points 1 month ago

Why does Australian start with American English? Leavesa much wider gap to cover than if you started from British.

[-] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago

I dont know, ask an australian camelspider, i am just reciting what they told me.

[-] Owljfien@piefed.world 3 points 1 month ago

Should've asked a drop bear instead. Camelspiders are a buncha cunts

[-] hanrahan@piefed.social 1 points 1 month ago

U wot mate ? , yews sound like a seppo to me /s

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

My eldest brother once told me that, when speaking French, you pronounce the R by pretending that someone snuck up behind you and started strangling you midword.

[-] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Huh, I now think this surgery should be a covered expense at birth.

[-] GargleBlaster@feddit.org 8 points 1 month ago
[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

It's always the first thing I do whenever I do a new Linux install.

[-] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 month ago

Obviously the normal thing to do is to have lengthy discussions with your doctor about what other languages you speak and may aspire to speak.

[-] wieson@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago

Like ancient Egyptian

[-] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Rester relax, votre résistance est raté, pauvre rats, ratons et autres ridicules rongeurs.

[-] applebusch 2 points 1 month ago

I wonder if they can surgically remove my gag reflex. You know to be better at sucking cock.

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