Until you have to run and your pants whip around and kneecap you
Yeah but what the fuck do you do with your Portugal to prevent that? Carry it in a messenger bag?
That's why I decided to get a purse. My pants kept falling off because of all the shit I carry in my pockets. My phone got scratched up by my house key. Now everything is organized.
Women, why didn't you tell me about how convenient a purse is?
No thanks. My house key got scratched up by Portugal
This explains the unusual gathering of lint around the area.
Some Peak Humor right here
Lol
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