You can play a puzzle game. Lets call it break n enter cause I'm not opening the door.

Open door. Spritz you with honey and throw a handful of glitter to mark you. Then tell you to: "Get lost, no strangers at this party."

Minotaur

We can play boardgames and Magic: The Gathering, if you don't know how to play it I will happily teach you.

I'm not at my place right now. If you come to my friend's place where we're at, you can have a donut and maybe pet the cat.

Wanna rip bongs and watch me play Final Fantasy Tactics?

I just woke up so i hope you have your phone and preferred method of using Lemmy

Ahh excellent, lots to go out in the garden today and my wife hurt her foot so she can’t help. We’ll get you started by moving these stone pavers. After you finish, it’s time to start filling in some new garden beds with soil.

You can pet the cats who aren't hiding and then we can play some foosball and Goldeneye 64 in the basement

We'll go out into garden and pull up some chairs. I can get a fire going but you might need to hose off the fox shit from the various surfaces. Do you know storm drain fishing is?

I'm speedrunning Dragons Lair on the NES and I'll let you watch but otherwise I'm mostly going to ignore your existence.

Beer on the deck and we can throw the Frisbee for my dogs.

I will hunt you.

You can either join me in sitting around a small fire and discussing rc stuff, star trek, guns, and how functionally unregulated capitalism is destroying the planet, or you can keep moving.

I hope you'll join me, I'm making breakfast. Eggs, potatoes, bacon, biscuits, and pancakes if you're okay with some mildly overcooked spots.

Contemporary dance obviously

I'm a terrible host. Enjoy!

We'd go to the pub down the street and have a good evening

I have all kinds of fun things to do, just come and see. We can play dress-up.

A few days later....

It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.