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Didn't see it coming (lemmy.zip)
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4 inches = 10.16 centimeters. 11 centimeters on a good day.

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[-] Laser@feddit.de 48 points 1 year ago

Not really your fault if people fall to stereotypes no?

On the other hand, I think the majority of women doesn't actually care that much about getting their cervix hammered during intercourse. I know it sounds crazy. And they don't like oral sex because men's tongues are so long either.

[-] spauldo@lemmy.ml 27 points 1 year ago

Like all things relating to people, it varies.

Some women actually prefer smaller penises. A friend of mine was that way - her ex husband was too big for her and sex hurt. Her next husband was smaller and she discovered that sex could be enjoyable for her, too.

Some like 'em big. And some don't care.

Except in extreme cases, it's generally not a deal breaker and usually not the most important factor for enjoyment. My girlfriend likes 'em big but her ex husband was well below average. He had skills, though, so she had no complaints (in regards to the sex, anyway).

As far as oral sex goes, you've been misinformed. Lots of women like to receive oral sex.

[-] Laser@feddit.de 17 points 1 year ago

As far as oral sex goes, you’ve been misinformed. Lots of women like to receive oral sex.

Sorry for the ambiguous wording. I meant what others wrote: The reason women like oral sex is not because men possess such big tongues.

[-] Sharpiemarker@startrek.website 8 points 1 year ago

Thanks for the clarification. That makes more sense lol.

[-] Sharpiemarker@startrek.website 7 points 1 year ago

And they don't like oral sex because men's tongues are so long either.

Ok, the first half was accurate but there's no way this can be true.

[-] Jmdatcs@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

I think he's saying the length of the tongue isn't the reason they enjoy oral.

In other words, deep penetration isn't the only way, and for some not the best way, to please a woman.

[-] snaptastic@beehaw.org 3 points 1 year ago

I think they’re saying that they like it for other reasons.

[-] thySatannic@beehaw.org 7 points 1 year ago

Ahhhw :/, I was just hoping to pleasure some women with my 8 inch tongue…

[-] Ddhuud@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

True, but also, a bottom heavy woman and doggy, and you're pretty much out.

[-] Thranduil@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago

Look at mister big dick overhere bragging. Cries in sub 3

[-] torknorggren@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

This also works if you switch panels 2 and 4.

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