139
submitted 1 week ago by compostgoblin to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

I’m thinking either Bic lighters or cigarettes, just to trade

top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] Carrolade@lemmy.world 57 points 1 week ago

What flavor of apocalypse matters a lot. If it's zombies, ammo becomes critical. If it's nuclear, ammo is less important and water filtration probably becomes critical. If it's a gigantic asteroid that blots out the sun, water is easy to find but food is critical.

For an unknown apocalypse, I think I'll go with gasoline. Not critical in and of itself, but helps a lot more generally with a lot of stuff, being able to power a generator and move camp more easily.

[-] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 week ago

What if it's like impact winter? Asteroid, forever blocked out sun, winter, and vampires.

[-] Carrolade@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Vampires...? Uh, garlic. lol

load more comments (3 replies)
[-] Usernameblankface@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

In the zombie variation, might want to cheat the system and ask for loaded guns. Because guns wear out and get jammed sometimes.

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] princessnorah 5 points 1 week ago

If it's a gigantic asteroid that blots out the sun, water is easy to find but food is critical.

Well, no, (liquid) water would be quite scarce :P

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 1 week ago

Milk, given an unlimited supply i won't have to worry about it spoiling. Gives a decent amount of nutrients and water and can use it to make cheese or butter eventually, And is a life without cheese and butter really worth living?

[-] dimjim@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

And is a life without cheese and butter really worth living?

Shit you got me there, milk it is!

[-] RangerAndTheCat@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I’m lactose intolerant… but damn if you didn’t sell me on this OP

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] ccunning@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago
[-] Sergio@piefed.social 10 points 1 week ago

Evil Genie: "Granted." It starts to rain. It never stops.

[-] GrantUsEyes@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago

Like that time it rained for two million years

https://youtu.be/_1LdMWlNYS4

[-] Concave1142@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

"I've seen drier days on Ferenginar. And we have a hundred seventy-eight different words for rain. Right now it's glebbening out there. And that's bad."

  • Quark
[-] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 32 points 1 week ago

Hugs from a nice person. The apocalypse is going to be really depressing I'll need the love

[-] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 week ago

Fresh, hot pizza from Ray's.

Not fresh at the time of the apocalypse. Fresh at the time I seek it.

Of course that would mean I would also get a steady supply of clean water and of all the ingredients required to make the pizza. But that is simply a secondary side effect of having made my choice for the one, single thing.

[-] ook@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 1 week ago

For all you know it would be a drone coming to you to deliver the hot pie directly, not a delivery of all raw ingredients. Then again, you know the old saying, to make a pizza from scratch you first need to create the universe.

[-] shaun@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

Toilet paper. During apocalyptic scenarios, it's worth is apparently uncountable, so I will be able to trade it and live a life of opulence.

load more comments (5 replies)
[-] Lukaro@piefed.zip 18 points 1 week ago

Along those lines antibiotics would be better.

[-] riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 week ago

All you big brains saying water.

My first thought was soybeans, since they're so versatile. Or corn for the same reason. Granted, I don't have any way to process them so I didn't think it through.

But a food source that also provides water would be a good idea. Watermelon is too sweet to be your primary food though.

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 6 points 1 week ago

Food sources don't provide water unless there is water to grow them, and if the water is contaminated that will just end up in the food.

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (6 replies)
[-] AngryRobot@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

I'm diabetic. I choose insulin.

[-] reksas@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
load more comments (3 replies)
[-] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Bottle caps.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Antibiotics.

We all would die so quickly and horribly without them.

[-] bluGill@fedia.io 10 points 1 week ago

Iodized salt. I live in iowa, we have planty of water (i can figure out how to filter it), and a great climate for growing food. However our soilis naturaly low iodine and there is no salt around so those are critical nutriants I don't think I could get here.

second would be iron - we don't have any and It is usefur for a lot.

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Easy answers first. Potable water! You need it every day, helps with sanitation, growing food, etc.

If you wanted more like discrete consumable objects, keflex.

Edit: Or salt!

[-] compostgoblin 5 points 1 week ago

Ooh, salt is a good one!

[-] Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Goats. Food, friends and defense.

load more comments (4 replies)
[-] burrito@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

Pregnant women. Because they're hot and their milk supply is easy to induce.

[-] compostgoblin 15 points 1 week ago

What an odd thing to say.

[-] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Also the fetus is delicious 🍽😋

[-] SoGrumpy@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 week ago

What a time to be literate.

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] toddestan@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Electricity would be tempting. If you have access to water, you can boil it to make it safe. Run a refrigerator to store food. A convenient source of heat for cooking. Stay warm in the winter, stay cool in the summer. Lights for when it's dark. Use power tools to build things. Listen to music, watch movies, play those old Nintendo games.

Even after some time when your electronics break down and scavenging working ones gets tough, it's not difficult to build things like simple resistive heaters. Making crude incandescent light bulbs wouldn't be impossible either.

[-] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

Electricity

[-] Cort@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

How about "fully staffed, fully functional nuclear reactors"? All the staff could come in handy for rebuilding like everything

[-] bizarroland@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Army MREs, the modern ones.

Assuming I'm not teleported elsewhere, the place I live has plenty of drinkable fresh water and other supplies, so the only real concern is having consistent high-quality food available, and MREs are engineered to support people in the wild for several months, if not years. In case of a major war breaking out, so it would contain everything I would need to stay alive, or to trade to other people.

load more comments (4 replies)
[-] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

nobody has said rice or potatoes or anything like that. you're all completely fucked

also cum

[-] Makhno@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

also cum

Got that in droves. Ima protein shot dispenser

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

unlimited other earths to live in

[-] hungryphrog 6 points 1 week ago

My meds. I don't think I'll be able to do shit without them.

[-] lb_o@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Will "fully equipped cruize ship" count as one item? Then I can scavenge them for all parts required to build new civilization.

And if it is not, then question to OP, what is the limit for the composite items to stop being counted as one item?

[-] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 week ago

Beans. Not only about the most important food source, legumes are also natural nitrogen fixers for soil health.

[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Not a single mention of bullets? Seriously?

In an apocalypse, ammunition will be worth more than gold.

load more comments (4 replies)
[-] toomanypancakes@piefed.world 5 points 1 week ago

Gin, I don't plan on surviving in an apocalypse

[-] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

You should've said pancakes because then username would check out

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments
view more: next ›
this post was submitted on 27 Aug 2025
139 points (100.0% liked)

Ask Lemmy

34408 readers
1149 users here now

A Fediverse community for open-ended, thought provoking questions


Rules: (interactive)


1) Be nice and; have funDoxxing, trolling, sealioning, racism, and toxicity are not welcomed in AskLemmy. Remember what your mother said: if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all. In addition, the site-wide Lemmy.world terms of service also apply here. Please familiarize yourself with them


2) All posts must end with a '?'This is sort of like Jeopardy. Please phrase all post titles in the form of a proper question ending with ?


3) No spamPlease do not flood the community with nonsense. Actual suspected spammers will be banned on site. No astroturfing.


4) NSFW is okay, within reasonJust remember to tag posts with either a content warning or a [NSFW] tag. Overtly sexual posts are not allowed, please direct them to either !asklemmyafterdark@lemmy.world or !asklemmynsfw@lemmynsfw.com. NSFW comments should be restricted to posts tagged [NSFW].


5) This is not a support community.
It is not a place for 'how do I?', type questions. If you have any questions regarding the site itself or would like to report a community, please direct them to Lemmy.world Support or email info@lemmy.world. For other questions check our partnered communities list, or use the search function.


6) No US Politics.
Please don't post about current US Politics. If you need to do this, try !politicaldiscussion@lemmy.world or !askusa@discuss.online


Reminder: The terms of service apply here too.

Partnered Communities:

Tech Support

No Stupid Questions

You Should Know

Reddit

Jokes

Ask Ouija


Logo design credit goes to: tubbadu


founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS