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submitted 9 months ago by compostgoblin to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

I’m thinking either Bic lighters or cigarettes, just to trade

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[-] Carrolade@lemmy.world 57 points 9 months ago

What flavor of apocalypse matters a lot. If it's zombies, ammo becomes critical. If it's nuclear, ammo is less important and water filtration probably becomes critical. If it's a gigantic asteroid that blots out the sun, water is easy to find but food is critical.

For an unknown apocalypse, I think I'll go with gasoline. Not critical in and of itself, but helps a lot more generally with a lot of stuff, being able to power a generator and move camp more easily.

[-] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 19 points 9 months ago

What if it's like impact winter? Asteroid, forever blocked out sun, winter, and vampires.

[-] Carrolade@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

Vampires...? Uh, garlic. lol

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[-] Usernameblankface@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago

In the zombie variation, might want to cheat the system and ask for loaded guns. Because guns wear out and get jammed sometimes.

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[-] princessnorah 5 points 9 months ago

If it's a gigantic asteroid that blots out the sun, water is easy to find but food is critical.

Well, no, (liquid) water would be quite scarce :P

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[-] Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 9 months ago

Milk, given an unlimited supply i won't have to worry about it spoiling. Gives a decent amount of nutrients and water and can use it to make cheese or butter eventually, And is a life without cheese and butter really worth living?

[-] dimjim@sh.itjust.works 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

And is a life without cheese and butter really worth living?

Shit you got me there, milk it is!

[-] RangerAndTheCat@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

I’m lactose intolerant… but damn if you didn’t sell me on this OP

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[-] ccunning@lemmy.world 33 points 9 months ago
[-] Sergio@piefed.social 10 points 9 months ago

Evil Genie: "Granted." It starts to rain. It never stops.

[-] GrantUsEyes@lemmy.zip 9 points 9 months ago

Like that time it rained for two million years

https://youtu.be/_1LdMWlNYS4

[-] iii@mander.xyz 8 points 9 months ago
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[-] Concave1142@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

"I've seen drier days on Ferenginar. And we have a hundred seventy-eight different words for rain. Right now it's glebbening out there. And that's bad."

  • Quark
[-] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 32 points 9 months ago

Hugs from a nice person. The apocalypse is going to be really depressing I'll need the love

[-] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 24 points 9 months ago

Fresh, hot pizza from Ray's.

Not fresh at the time of the apocalypse. Fresh at the time I seek it.

Of course that would mean I would also get a steady supply of clean water and of all the ingredients required to make the pizza. But that is simply a secondary side effect of having made my choice for the one, single thing.

[-] shaun@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago

Toilet paper. During apocalyptic scenarios, it's worth is apparently uncountable, so I will be able to trade it and live a life of opulence.

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[-] Lukaro@piefed.zip 18 points 9 months ago

Along those lines antibiotics would be better.

[-] riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 9 months ago

All you big brains saying water.

My first thought was soybeans, since they're so versatile. Or corn for the same reason. Granted, I don't have any way to process them so I didn't think it through.

But a food source that also provides water would be a good idea. Watermelon is too sweet to be your primary food though.

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 6 points 9 months ago

Food sources don't provide water unless there is water to grow them, and if the water is contaminated that will just end up in the food.

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[-] AngryRobot@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

I'm diabetic. I choose insulin.

[-] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

Bottle caps.

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[-] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Sorry to be pedantic, but potable water, but yes, that is the correct choice.

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[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Antibiotics.

We all would die so quickly and horribly without them.

[-] bluGill@fedia.io 10 points 9 months ago

Iodized salt. I live in iowa, we have planty of water (i can figure out how to filter it), and a great climate for growing food. However our soilis naturaly low iodine and there is no salt around so those are critical nutriants I don't think I could get here.

second would be iron - we don't have any and It is usefur for a lot.

[-] bizarroland@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Army MREs, the modern ones.

Assuming I'm not teleported elsewhere, the place I live has plenty of drinkable fresh water and other supplies, so the only real concern is having consistent high-quality food available, and MREs are engineered to support people in the wild for several months, if not years. In case of a major war breaking out, so it would contain everything I would need to stay alive, or to trade to other people.

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[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Easy answers first. Potable water! You need it every day, helps with sanitation, growing food, etc.

If you wanted more like discrete consumable objects, keflex.

Edit: Or salt!

[-] compostgoblin 5 points 9 months ago

Ooh, salt is a good one!

[-] burrito@sh.itjust.works 8 points 9 months ago

Pregnant women. Because they're hot and their milk supply is easy to induce.

[-] compostgoblin 15 points 9 months ago

What an odd thing to say.

[-] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 months ago

Also the fetus is delicious 🍽😋

[-] SoGrumpy@lemmy.ml 12 points 9 months ago

What a time to be literate.

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[-] Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Goats. Food, friends and defense.

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[-] toddestan@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Electricity would be tempting. If you have access to water, you can boil it to make it safe. Run a refrigerator to store food. A convenient source of heat for cooking. Stay warm in the winter, stay cool in the summer. Lights for when it's dark. Use power tools to build things. Listen to music, watch movies, play those old Nintendo games.

Even after some time when your electronics break down and scavenging working ones gets tough, it's not difficult to build things like simple resistive heaters. Making crude incandescent light bulbs wouldn't be impossible either.

[-] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 7 points 9 months ago

Electricity

[-] Cort@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

How about "fully staffed, fully functional nuclear reactors"? All the staff could come in handy for rebuilding like everything

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

unlimited other earths to live in

[-] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

nobody has said rice or potatoes or anything like that. you're all completely fucked

also cum

[-] Makhno@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

also cum

Got that in droves. Ima protein shot dispenser

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[-] hungryphrog 6 points 9 months ago

My meds. I don't think I'll be able to do shit without them.

[-] toomanypancakes@piefed.world 5 points 9 months ago

Gin, I don't plan on surviving in an apocalypse

[-] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago

You should've said pancakes because then username would check out

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[-] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 5 points 9 months ago

Beans. Not only about the most important food source, legumes are also natural nitrogen fixers for soil health.

[-] lb_o@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Will "fully equipped cruize ship" count as one item? Then I can scavenge them for all parts required to build new civilization.

And if it is not, then question to OP, what is the limit for the composite items to stop being counted as one item?

[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Not a single mention of bullets? Seriously?

In an apocalypse, ammunition will be worth more than gold.

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