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[-] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 156 points 11 months ago

IIRC a study did show that does fuck up a lot of them. I can’t remember if they are temporarily or permanently blinded, but it’s not great for them.

[-] Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 11 months ago
[-] cornshark@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

Aw their eyes went from lil hugs to lil kisses

[-] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 117 points 11 months ago

And then shows the world you look like a muppet, when it was really not an issue in the dark 😤

[-] dellish@lemmy.world 41 points 11 months ago

I looked prettier when you couldn't see me!

[-] protist@mander.xyz 22 points 11 months ago

So that's where Salacious Crumb has been hiding

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 101 points 11 months ago

lol ... it would be like an alien species flying around in a floating spaceship over a city and using a floodlight that emits powerful xrays to view everything around it, blasting everyone with radiation that will make everyone sick and unwell .... all the while the aliens capturing documentary footage of this planet full of life they've never seen before.

[-] Uli@sopuli.xyz 75 points 11 months ago

Ah, they seem to communicate by vomiting and bleeding from their skin. Interesting...

[-] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 2 points 11 months ago

For the love of all that is holy, my ANUS is BLEEDING!

[-] affenlehrer@feddit.org 7 points 11 months ago

I recently went through that scenario with DeepSeek, that was fun

[-] Krauerking@lemy.lol 15 points 11 months ago

I recently went through a 1 pound bag of pulled pork in a single sitting. That, was fun.

[-] affenlehrer@feddit.org 4 points 11 months ago

I believe you but my fun had Aliens and radiation poisoning

[-] Krauerking@lemy.lol 16 points 11 months ago

Yeah my fun had spiced apple cider infused pulled pork and meat sweats. I think we are talking about basically the same thing here.

[-] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

im taking a 30 minute shit on company time i think i have you both beat here

[-] AHamSandwich@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

I'm on unemployment so I'm getting paid to shit post.

[-] affenlehrer@feddit.org 4 points 11 months ago
[-] tonyn@lemmy.ml 61 points 11 months ago
[-] PlasticExistence@lemmy.world 42 points 11 months ago

The scientists:

[-] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 46 points 11 months ago
[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 53 points 11 months ago

Technically accurate, it's just millions of thousands

[-] Colloidal@programming.dev 17 points 11 months ago

It's like saying Julius Caesar is dead for over sixty years. Technically true.

[-] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 27 points 11 months ago

Can’t we make super sensitive camera sensors that make sense in such dark environments?

[-] Colloidal@programming.dev 36 points 11 months ago

We kinda can, but they sort of require the frame to be still, which is not a thing in the deep sea.

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought they claimed to enjoy photons. Fake fan!

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 20 points 11 months ago

I would react like this too.

[-] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 7 points 11 months ago

They're selling chocolate?

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 5 points 11 months ago
[-] thejoker954@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I can't decide if its aww or ahhhh!

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