Yeah, Epstein would have loved that...

Dep of health > Dep of pestilence

Dep of Agriculture > Dep of Hunger

Dep of ? > Dep of Death

That's great. Thanks. I hate it. Now release the Epstein files.

We're not even a quarter of the way through this...

Hey at least they are honest. 🤷‍♂️ When was the last time US military done anything defensive.

Can someone just get this child a bunch of pillows and blankets that he may make his dream fort so the adults can get to work fixing shit?

I mean, that's exactly what it was lol.

Is this him finally fulfilling his promise to restore honesty in the government?

I thought the playbook said it should be called "Ministry of Love"

I voted for Trump because I was TIRED of getting into Wars!

I mean, it’s a more honest name at least.

It was known as the department of war until shortly after WW2. This is one change where I appreciate the honesty. Doesn't make him any better.

This is actually great. It is a big problem that department of offense has always masqueraded as national security instead of insecurity.

Now rename the IDF to the IOF.

This just screams to me "I'm an old man and I'm butthurt about it."

He probably just forgot it was renamed to DoD, then decided to change the name cuz his 80 going on 90 year old brain has zero plasticity.

I mean, it's a more accurate name I guess. It's concerning that they're dropping the euphemism, but it shouldn't be a surprise to anyone who's been paying attention.

At least he's showing what America has always been. A power hungry warmongering country.

How wasteful, since the US hasn't been at war since 1947...

Should be the department of military policing actions.

I think the only logical next step is for him to get an "I'm the bad guy" t-shirt. His supporters would still say it was just a joke.

give me nobel peace prize or else

Not even the nazis renamed the Wehrmacht to Angriffsmacht