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[-] rem26_art@fedia.io 117 points 1 month ago

OpenAI has this warning about halfway down on one page of their website that says that money may not even matter in a post AGI world. So that means we should just give all our money to them now, bro!

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[-] metoosalem@feddit.org 45 points 1 month ago

Just a trillion dollars more in data centers and we’ll get there bro. We’re gonna have billions of users bro I promise.

[-] Shaper@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago
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[-] Justas@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 month ago

Allegations of Sexual Abuse Against OpenAI CEO Sam Altman

Sam Altman, a prominent figure in the artificial intelligence field, has been accused of sexually abusing his sister during their childhood in Clayton, Missouri. The allegations came to light through a lawsuit filed on Jan. 6 by the Mahoney Law Firm in Glen Carbon, Illinois.

In the lawsuit, it is claimed that the abuse occurred between 1997 and 2006, starting when Altman was 12 years old and his sister, Ann, was only 3 years old. The abuse allegedly continued until Ann was 11 years old and Altman was an adult.

[-] ATPA9@feddit.org 17 points 1 month ago

Thats why all the billionairs love him. He is a child rapist too!

[-] Donkter@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago

They don't even know what they're doing or why they're doing it.

We know, right now, without AI, that we have enough resources in the world to feed, house, and educate everyone. The only reason that doesn't get done is an inscrutible system of beurocracy and propaganda.

So what happens when something they would laud as an "AGI" says "hey, to solve your economic issues you have to recognize that we have the ability to create so much food it's no longer profitable"?

Well the truth is that they would most likely hide it.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

“Poverty exists not because we cannot feed the poor, but because we cannot satisfy the rich.”

The problem with the world's resources is not how it is distributed but rather how it is controlled and owned by a very small group of people at the expense of everyone else on the planet.

Honestly if we just got rid of and outlawed the idea of billionaires, a lot of the world's problems would be easily solved ..... it wouldn't create a utopia because we'll always be wild angry fearful apes but it would be a hell of a lot better world than the circus we have now.

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 31 points 1 month ago

I know some whine that the money could be used to literally solve world hunger forever. Or to help needy people, or sick kids, or to fund tangible scientific progress... But they're not thinking about the fact that instead, we're going to have the absolute best hallucinations from the richest companies!

[-] Binturong@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 month ago

Throw these AI cons under the fucking jail already. Digital snake oil sales in 2025 being fully endorsed by governments is a curse.

[-] echindod@programming.dev 5 points 1 month ago

I really hope we enter another AI winter.

[-] RedStrider@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

99% of ai companies go under before they win agi!

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[-] vala@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 month ago

AI can't even really write software right now. We're nowhere close to AGI.

People will say that it can, but cant point to one piece of software that was truly written by AI and is also not a trivial, sloppy clone of something that already exists.

[-] mitch@piefed.mitch.science 18 points 1 month ago

Congressperson: “Okay, so, let me get this straight. Your company has spent over 20 billion dollars in pursuit of a fully autonomous digital intelligence, and so far, your peak accuracy rate for basic addition and subtraction is... what was it, again?”

Sam Altman: leans into microphone “About 60%, sir.”

[Congress erupts in a sea of ‘oohs’ and ‘aahs’, as Sam Altman is carried away on top of the cheering crowd of Congresspeople wearing a crown of roses and a sash reading, “BEST INVESTMENT”]

[-] chaos@beehaw.org 7 points 1 month ago

It's making mistakes and failing to think abstractly at levels previously only achieved by humans, so it's only rational to expect it to take over the world in 5 years

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[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 month ago
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[-] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You dropped a few of these -> "0"

Sam Altman has been talking about planning to spend trillions on just the data centers, let alone everything else that goes into creating their slop machines.

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[-] abbiistabbii 14 points 1 month ago

If we create a sentient AGI, I don't fear what said AGI will do to us, but what we would do to that AGI.

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[-] SpicyAnt@mander.xyz 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

GPT-6Σχ is so powerful that it created the even more powerful GPT-Ωלֶ in only 19 attoseconds. Humanity is doomed. Invest before too late.

[-] Ryktes@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Gonna need at least three more zeros on the end of that number, boss. AGI is nowhere near viable with the tech we have now.

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[-] cristo@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Can someone explain to me what AGI means in this context? I thought it was something that Joe Rogan keeps peddling to my parents.

[-] jaennaet@sopuli.xyz 21 points 1 month ago

To give you an actual answer, it means "artificial general intelligence"

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 7 points 1 month ago

Ironic since Joe Rogan isn't an example of General Intelligence, he's a very narrow intelligence. Limited only to stiring up trouble. But he couldn't think his way out of an unlocked room.

[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's a sci-fi term. Up there with "robots will become sentient and take over the world." It means the first half, in fact.

[-] snugglesthefalse@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

A machine made in the likeness of a human mind to quote a popular thing. Basically something that can think and reason in the same ways that we can and self improve.

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[-] zululove@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 month ago

We need to start discussing how robots will replace the worker and destroy our livelihood

[-] Pistcow@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

It's simple, as soon as the Dyson Sphere is completed, we'll have a fully functional product.

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago

I'm sure it will turn a profit at some point

[-] demizerone@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Reignite three mile island reactors bro trust me bro

[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

What are we going to call actual AI when AGI starts being bastardized by marketing the way "AI" was before it?

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

AGI. Fuck marketing.

[-] Juice@midwest.social 6 points 1 month ago

artifice (noun) - clever or cunning devices or expedients, especially as used to trick or deceive others.

artifice intelligence

[-] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

HAVE NONE OF THESE ASSHOLES SEEN TERMINATOR

Why are we suddenly in such a rush to invent Skynet?

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

They all just love themselves some torment nexus

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 4 points 1 month ago

As with all fictional horror ... humans somehow manage to surpass it irl ... so at some point we would welcome Skynet.

The real problem is if Skynet never manages to get fully independent from it's human controllers.
Still the same war happens, just that the few humans in charge direct it.

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[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Brøther, may I have the funds for the AGI?

[-] daddycool@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Sad John Travolta is a f...ing scam artist.

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