Fucking love calling anything a cunt, whether that’s me, a golf ball, the stupid cunt that just cut me up. It’s just versatile man.

Shitcunt seems to be gaining popularity, but I’m a purist.

I have always thought that the most effective and efficient is: Bellend

Fuckity damn!

Yesterday my kid made up the insult "bucket gobbler" while playing in the tub, and I might use it on him next time he gets uppity with me.

I love calling someone a 'berk'. Simple, harmless word but it's got a good affectionate ring to it.