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[-] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 8 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

they've cracked the code. next major pandemic, when we really need these chuds to play along or die, the vax will make your dick bigger. some will die after trying to get 12-20 vaccinations in a short period but that's probably worth it.

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 day ago

A core body temp of 66.6 c would require a pretty massive caloric intake to keep up. Thousands of additional calories per day for that alone. Heat resistance and weight loss serum all in one? You’d have people lining up

[-] poofkaboom@feddit.nl 38 points 1 day ago

With a mild side effect of death

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

For better or worse, you’ll find many excited to leave a skinny corpse

[-] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago
[-] simplejack@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago

The vaccine made him European.

But he looks so American...

[-] chewables@piefed.social 6 points 1 day ago

terminally so.

[-] simplejack@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Maybe he’s Hungarian.

[-] i_dont_want_to 4 points 22 hours ago

brb going to get more vaccines

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