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Fun Getaway With Murderous Dictator Just What Exhausted Trump Been Needing (theonion.com)

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[-] bear 14 points 2 months ago

He went very light on the makeup today. I wonder if that's a thing he regularly does for Putin.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago

Would you want a huge orange splotch all over your ass cheeks?

[-] sdfric88@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 months ago

There's absolutely no way in hell trump tops in this relationship

[-] NochMehrG@feddit.org 6 points 2 months ago

I guess they rather thought about the ass-kissing during foreplay.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 2 months ago

putin uses a strap on

[-] sdfric88@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 months ago

Hopefully it's made of polonium

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

NOVICHIK.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 2 months ago

dont you mean over his crotch

[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 months ago

Is that a photo from today?

His face looks like it’s barely holding on there.

[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Maybe he’s not feeling well 🙏🏼 🪦

[-] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Last one to come down with flu-like symptoms is a rotten egg

[-] DirkMcCallahan@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I see no satire here.

[-] breecher@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Yeah, the Onion seems to be the only one truthfully reporting on this event. All other media are busy sanewashing and "newsbreaking" this pathetic stunt as if it is some kind of legit diplomatic meeting, and not just two criminals colluding and scheming.

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