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[-] bear 14 points 2 months ago

He went very light on the makeup today. I wonder if that's a thing he regularly does for Putin.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago

Would you want a huge orange splotch all over your ass cheeks?

[-] sdfric88@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 months ago

There's absolutely no way in hell trump tops in this relationship

[-] NochMehrG@feddit.org 6 points 2 months ago

I guess they rather thought about the ass-kissing during foreplay.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 2 months ago

putin uses a strap on

[-] sdfric88@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 months ago

Hopefully it's made of polonium

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

NOVICHIK.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 2 months ago

dont you mean over his crotch

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