Ah, the classics. Nothing like a weird dictatorship giving themselves medals.
Trump loyalists having coats fully stacked with medals when?
the future sucks
Participation trophy
What a empty little ballsack.
Getting a medal for being a victim of a crime is... dumb. I was a victim of theft, hit and run, stalking, assault, and more. Where is my medal?
Don't know who he is supposed to be, but if you think your balls are big enough that you feel the need to use them as your online handle: please get the boys checked for testicular cancer.
honestly lets find his plates and get him five more medals for his bravery, or one hell of a memorial service
(jokes aside i do not intend to harm anyone in any way)
i guess
In a modded video game.
I hope he gets beat up again with the medal
The kids who beat him up deserve medals imo
Todays episode of USA is wild:
Two weeks after 19-year-old Edward Coristine was viciously assaulted during a carjacking in Washington D.C., the White House says it would consider giving the administration official a Presidential Medal of Freedom for his bravery.
A 15-year-old girl and 15-year-old boy were subsequently arrested and remain in juvenile jail as the investigation continues.
Nice plot twist by the writers 10/10. Excited for the next episodes of the series.
I cannot believe the state of the country where I have to read bullshit like this.
The real horror is that we're never going back to a non-spectacle government or media state.
This is how it will be forever until something radically changes the world or we all collectively move onto other interests and stop clicking on these stories.
revolutionary chanting intensifies
I don’t believe this story for one second.
Also that picture is designed to get a reaction. All that blood is from his nose. Not like they cut him up.
He was as probably talking shit and a child punched him.
I would love to hear the teenagers’ side of the story here.
Big Balls claims he was just out with his girlfriend at 3 in the morning when a group of teens tried to car jack him. Police take a photo of Big Balls with a broken nose and covered in his own blood, and then arrest 2 teenagers.
Suspiciously, there is not a single piece of evidence this shit actually happened outside of that one photo of an idiot covered in his own blood. I have not been able to find security camera or body cam footage of the alleged attack or any groups of teens fleeing the cops.
Apparently the teens beat him up and then just waited for the cops to show up? How does that make sense?
An alternative scenario is that a privileged nepo baby was out with a girl, some teens saw him and said “holy shit it’s big balls” went up to talk to a living meme, startled the sheltered lil baby, and he started a fight he couldn’t win, then called the cops after he realized his big balls were just a name he made up on the internet.
The story changed since the first it was reported. The news said it was a group of 10 teenagers who were trying to carjack him. Then as soon as someone with more than two functioning brain cells thought to ask the logical question about how 10 teens were going to clown car their way into a vehicle to go joyriding, the story changed to a group of teens who wanted to rape his girlfriend and he pushed her into the car to protect her.
I don't believe any of this horseshit. The dude calls himself Big Balls, so you know he's a caustic little shit who probably talks a big game but can't back it up when people get physical with him IRL. Wouldn't be surprised if he picked the fight and the photo of him with a nosebleed was used as a propaganda photo op, complete with a fabricated story about a "group" of criminal teenagers who assaulted him.
Yeah, all so Drumpf can deploy his army to “control” the city with ACTUAL crime rates at an all time low! It’s all a ploy from Drumpf to show his dictator side and fabricating this story. Funny how he’s trying deploy NG to cities “with crime” yet most cities with the crime rates rising are RED cities and none are getting deployed there… we are in a fascist country and if you don’t believe it, read “Project 2025” where it’s almost 48% complete but remember “Drumpf didn’t even know the author”… 🤦🏽♀️
Will always upvote this
Never gonna argue with this reply
Very convenient that Trump‘s justifying martial law with this DOGE guys “attack.” About as convenient as Trump’s failed “assassination” attempt.
We're one bad queer person away from an executive order banning any non-cishet relationships and a second kristalnacht.
Tiny, mincey, chemical castrated balls.
Staged to bring in the National Guard. Release the files.
Imagine if the bullet was just two inches to the right, what kind of utopia we would be living in right now.
Someone just as bad would have replaced him. The problem isn't him specifically, it's all the people who voted for him.
Yeah, I wonder sometimes if this is the best case scenario... He's a genuine idiot that frequently bites the hands that feed. He's the worst person to lead the GOP.
Yep, the problem would be worse because he would be a martyr and out of the news enough that his crimes would fade away into history. And a different fascist would lead that group. At least this way, there is some chance a few more people will finally understand he is a lying thieving scumbag pedophile rapist with no intention of ever helping anyone other than himself.
What bullet?
They wish Trump was successfully murdered.
….you say that as if it wasn’t staged or that there was a bullet to begin with.
So did they take the firefighter out afterwards and shoot him as part of the staging?
Teenagers beat up Government Staffer BIG BALLS and now BIG BALLS is going to Receive the Highest Presidential Medal for getting BEAT UP by Kids! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
Those kids should be getting medals instead.
After talking about his own personal experience with violence in D.C., thanking Leavitt for Trump’s actions and slamming Democrats, Johnson asked if the president would consider Coristine—better known by his online nickname “Big Balls”—for a Presidential Medal of Freedom in view of his “heroic actions just a few blocks from this building.”
“Perhaps it’s something he would consider,” Leavitt replied.
You can stop reading now.
🤮
leavitts necklace cross gets bigger the more she lies.
If that were the case she wouldn't be able to carry it anymore much less wear it
I wish that Big Balls got spayed. Preferably, with many kicks to the sack.
*Neutered
I’m starting to think this guy’s balls may not actually be big.
A republican getting beaten by a girl might as well mark the death sentence of their pride
Nah, it's a win, a woman actually willingly touched him.
Lol for his bravery. That's not what that word means.
Also, looks like we're going to need a new medal if we ever stop this regime
Prediction: we learn in a few years that this balls kid is a rare modern castrato.
Well...that award effectively means nothing, now.
That happened when Rush Limbaugh received one. Rest in piss.
A subversion of norms, just more fascist shit. This is to purposefully destroy what the medal means and the words themselves.
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