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[-] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

I'm so embarrassed to be associated with this country. I've only grown less and less patriotic as time goes by

[-] Lumisal@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago

I literally saw a comment about a month ago on Lemmy saying "what's next, wrestling matches in the white house?" Or something like that.

Whoever you were, you fucking called it

[-] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

President Camacho approves

[-] YesButActuallyMaybe@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

At least camacho listened to tiny Head smart guy.

Yes we are in the timeline where the stupidest most over the top attempt at playing a stupid president would be a better candidate than the current president.

[-] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I just meant the MMA bit. He was a champion!

But we do have smart guy. Elon Musk will solve all our problems

[-] Launch@piefed.social 14 points 1 day ago

We live in a joke of a country

[-] Tramort@programming.dev 50 points 1 day ago
[-] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

Trump/Epstein files*

[-] fubarx@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago
[-] SuchThunder@lemmy.world 46 points 2 days ago
[-] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago

Camacho would be such an improvement on reality nowadays...

[-] superglue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 day ago

Ya, at least he recognized there was someone out there smarter than him and brought him in as an advisor.

[-] MyBrainHurts@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 days ago

I hate how increasingly accurate this movie has become.

[-] FaceDeer@fedia.io 23 points 2 days ago

As is usually pointed out, the similarities are not strong.

President Camacho actually wanted to help his people, hired the smartest person he could find, and listened to his advice.

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 16 points 1 day ago

And stepped down as President in the end to let someone else lead. For a better comparison of leadership now, look at Don't Look Up. Far more realistic in so many ways.

[-] Mirshe@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I'll also throw in Iron Sky.

[-] Suburbanl3g3nd@lemmings.world 4 points 1 day ago

The problem with that is the world has to get bad enough for President Camacho to help the world. We're in the Pre-Camacho era

[-] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago

Release the Trump/Epstein files.

[-] Hamlam282@piefed.social 9 points 1 day ago

UFC started to become fascist, absolutely ruinimg the sport. UFC In the facist house

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

We need more politically and philosophically astute sports.

[-] unknown@piefed.social 27 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Dana White at the inauguration was such a fever dream experience.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 21 hours ago

his creation of trying to make the trashy SLAP-fighting a thing should tell you as much, he mustve seen the UFC is declining, and need a new grift.

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 days ago

UFC to host first-ever fight event at the White(trash) House

[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

When are these “Alpha Males” going to turn on the pedo in chief because they certainly look like a bunch of beta cucks right now

[-] Unquote0270@programming.dev 13 points 2 days ago
[-] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago

Trump must really have a huge penis eh?! What a big boy.

[-] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

Yeah, watching two ripped tattooed dudes wrestle in their underwear while inside a literal cage. Macho af

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

My favorite thing is taking pictures of them grappling, then putting a black censor bar over the trunks so it looks like they're having sex. Turns out it's really really easy to make it look gay(er).

[-] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 4 points 1 day ago

Truly Dystopian

Ackshuly, isn't dystopia in the future? So, what is this then? Oh yeah, fascism.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

its basically glorified bumfights, allegedly he doesnt pay most of his fighters well, unless they are the face of the company.

[-] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Was the WWF (or whatever the criminal wrestling organization goes by these days) booked?

[-] CannedYeet@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

This is the best thing Trump has done this term

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