Baby gets depressed, goes to suicide prevention site; since he has no account he can't provide email so he is locked out.

Writes message in a helpful chat provided, responds to the mod and is then lifetime banned and blocked for harassment.

Sigh, may as well play a game on his phone, right? Oops, game needs an update.

Game can't update because his OS needs an update.

Clicks OS update button, phone bricks

"Due to repeated login failures, this account has been locked. Please try again in 96 hours."

Semi-related:

I am, as of last year, completely banned from Ebay. No I cannot make a new account, according to the help person on the phone, they will just ban that account. It is a permanent ban.

It came as a complete shock to me since I hadn't used Ebay in literally years. Apparently there was a strange login from somewhere up in Nottingham that flew under my radar, but other than that no info.

I've called them asking for more information on how to re-instate the account, and more importantly -- what exactly I am supposed to have done to have been banned so harshly. Nothing, no answers, they just repeat verbatim the strange login from Nottingam, and that's it. Their records do not go back more than a year apparently

There's nothing I can do about it. It's this weird Kafka-esque situation where I'm being punished for a crime done in my name that absolutely no one can tell me about.

Is this the moment You sign up for capitalism? Because I don't remember ever agreeing to that.

That guy aged so much in 1 minute.

"Fuck that, I'm living off the grid!"

kills himself instantly

!mrlovenstein@sh.itjust.works

baby fail