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[-] Zeppo@sh.itjust.works 47 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

More of a traditional New Mexico Pueblo apartment, especially with the ladder, Adobe and vigas. Check out Mesa Verde, Chaco Canyon, Bandelier National Monument or Taos Pueblo.

Love how their write up is “Cash flow like crazy with the ultimate Airbnb/VRBO.”

That’s what confused me about this. I guess I know nothing about British air raid bunkers. But to me that looks more like a Pueblo than a bunker.

[-] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

It looks like a playhouse pueblo inside that’s probably an actual pueblo. I’d bet this is a fairly expensive place around Santa Fe or something like that.

[-] Zeppo@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

It's much weirder than that - it's a bizarre take on an adobe mixed with modern house, in Wisconsin. The Zillow link is in the post.

[-] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Whoa. I was thinking it was a cute idea if a bit over the top. My thought process was:

Oh, that’s kinda cool. Probably some yuppie couple or grandparents in Santa Fe.

Oh my god that is atrocious tragedy

Okay, this is amazingly bad. Borderline so bad it’s good. It’s like someone was trying to be quirky, but somehow lacked the skill.

How many fucking beds are there? What is this, a cult?

Oh, AirBnB. That explains everything.

Also$1.5M buys you a shitload of house in Wisconsin.

[-] SkinnyTimmy@lemm.ee 24 points 1 year ago

That's cool af

[-] thekerker@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

'Tis a mighty fine pueblo fort, but 'tis no WWII bomb shelter, English.

[-] ramble81@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago

That's a house that they built exactly how they wanted. Selling be damned, and now they have to sell it.

I also wonder what all our clicks do to the analytics. "wow, my house is popular! I can sell it for more!" Nah man, we were just laughing at it.

[-] Darkard@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Picture 1 to 7 look normal enough, then it just becomes a theme park zone backdrop for mine cart ride

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I like the fake waterfall in the pool. It's like they told the contractor they wanted a real waterfall and there wasn't room, so he came up with a creative solution.

[-] boblin@infosec.pub 4 points 1 year ago

I kept scrolling through thinking whoever designed this was definitely not responsible for cleaning. The sheer despair I would feel if I had to dust all those rock surfaces!

[-] vox@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

but i would've killed for sth like that as a kid

(i did kinda build my own bomb shelter out of huge ass bricks that were laying around, only supported by it's own weight and heavy ceiling)

[-] Ilovethebomb@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 year ago

I kinda dig it. I realise it's not to everyone's taste, but I like it.

[-] just_chill@jlai.lu 14 points 1 year ago

I do prefer my living room not feeling like the interior of a zoo terrarium, even from the outside. I also like flat floors without pebbles.
A lot of the details of the house are lovely in isolation, that's just a lot going on, and I don't want to know how you clean the faux-rock surface.

[-] BlovedMadman@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

That's kinda cool...

[-] SlicingBot@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago

This community is teaching me that custom everything is not actually a good idea. At least not when it comes to reselling.

[-] Ilovethebomb@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

I realise it's a strong flavour, but I kinda dig it. Especially the living area.

[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Homeowner: I want to live in Casa Bonita meets Legends of The Hidden Temple.

Contractor: How much you got?

[-] alex@jlai.lu 7 points 1 year ago

Clearly, this is a pizza oven. Your teenager will love it.

[-] ithas@artemis.camp 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Definitely my first thought was some kind of hobbyist kiln

[-] tiredofsametab@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

In what world would that be a bomb shelter? It looks like a little play house. You wouldn't have wood beams and windows in a bomb shelter

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Meanwhile, in Wiltshire...

[-] tiredofsametab@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

That at least doesn't have a lot of wood to catch fire. I guess if there's steel plating or something to close that window it makes sense

[-] Stuka@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

I'm not sure people really understood what bombs were...

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

The shelter was to help you survive things like shrapnel from a nearby blast. Not to mention not having a house collapse on you. They weren't meant to be bomb-proof.

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

No, that's where the cave man lives. Did you not noticed him be mentioned in the property description?

[-] AlexisFR@jlai.lu 6 points 1 year ago

That's a hotel, no? What kind of family would buy this?

[-] gencha@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago

It's marketed as an AirBnB

[-] PaulDevonUK@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Anderson shelter were the common shelter.

I used to play in one in my Grandmothers back garden in North London.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I know there were also brick ones, not just because my image searching tells me so, but because I have an old photo of one my grandparents and father had in London before that house (and 2 others they had at other times) was destroyed in a bombing. It was the only photo of any part of that house they had.

[-] Disgusted_Tadpole@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

You son of a removed, I’m in !

[-] Disgusted_Tadpole@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

Really ? We’re censoring words now ? Fackin hell

[-] Mr_Buscemi 4 points 1 year ago

Wait they auto edited your curse word out?

[-] Disgusted_Tadpole@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yes they did ! That was automatically done

[-] Mr_Buscemi 5 points 1 year ago

Holy fuck that's pathetic.

Was it this instance or your homes instance that did it?

[-] Mr_Buscemi 3 points 1 year ago

Actually I'll test it myself

Son of a bitch

[-] Disgusted_Tadpole@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago
[-] Mr_Buscemi 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I can understand it removing a comment, but editing what I write without telling me is fucking bullshit.

Guess I'll be blocking this bitch ass instance later tonight.

The admins here have the tenacity of the worst reddit mods but with the abilities of admins.

[-] Disgusted_Tadpole@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

I mean, if someone’s offended by some words like these, maybe they’re not supposed to browse the internet

[-] itsyourmom@artemis.camp 5 points 1 year ago

Lmao… all I can think of is YABA daba DOOOOO! The whole time I was looking at the other pictures I’m reminded of the Flintstones… I was also humming the intro song in my head… lots of bedrock! Haha

[-] MadLegoChemist@startrek.website 5 points 1 year ago

“No garage, one space” in Wisconsin winters sounds fun!

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 2 points 1 year ago

A quick seal-up job on that and you've got a part of the house that'll survive the next decade

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 1 year ago

It's like a western jail cell. I could see a kid who loves cowboy stuff being really into this.

[-] Smorty 1 points 6 months ago

As a kid, this would be insanst

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