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[-] spongebollocks@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

i miss wtmmp

[-] astutemural@midwest.social 4 points 5 hours ago

This seems like a D&D encounter

[-] random_character_a@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Can 1,3,5;8,9,11 be the same guy and crack his own skull at the very start?

[-] 009_Sound_System@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 hours ago

Sounds like the plot to the outsiders

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 19 points 14 hours ago

This is 3 dudes, max, and 1 is a dipshit where he just shows up drunk to things randomly, and 1 is an overconfident tool with unexpexted loyalty to other guys only.

Ugh...yeah, where the application form for the dipshit?

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 4 points 10 hours ago

Is this post secretly a logic question?

[-] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 7 hours ago

Yes but im not into masculinity enough to decode it.

[-] bonsai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 16 hours ago

The guy who only says dumb shit, reporting for doodie

[-] seralth@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

Heh you says doodie

[-] Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz 12 points 16 hours ago

The guy who is freakin Genius, at your service 🫡

[-] icelimit@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 hours ago
[-] Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 hours ago

Better still, I'll fix your whole life so you don't need a car! 🤯

[-] icelimit@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 hours ago

There's quite a few things to fix. Please get started

[-] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 8 points 15 hours ago

guy who only says dumb shit

hello yes I would like to apply to join a squad

[-] bacon_pdp@lemmy.world 7 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Sounds like you could find one guy and meet all the guy squad requirements

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 6 points 15 hours ago

"The Guy who is a One-Guy Guy Squad"

[-] kayzeekayzee 2 points 14 hours ago

Hi, I'm not a guy, but I think I can fill most of these roles for you

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

I definitely fill three of these roles. Also, you forgot "the tall guy."

[-] shneancy@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago

hello tall guy, i am the short guy

[-] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 1 points 5 hours ago

Buddy that spot is taken, don't make me sic The Muscle on you

[-] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 3 points 17 hours ago

Bottlechucker and Yapper can have each other but the rest sounds like good squad material.

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