437
top 28 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 2 points 2 hours ago

Clearly going somewhere else never occurred to the greedy little fucker.

[-] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 26 points 7 hours ago
[-] AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

They need to get on that

[-] only_in_ohio@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 hours ago

Why it’s always Ohio man?

[-] fox2263@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

That can’t have been cheap. Or good for the lake, otherwise surely it would always be like that?

[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago
[-] TheTurner@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 hours ago

Did he even say, Thank You?

[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

I just love that he gets booed everywhere he goes. I hope it continues for the rest of his life

[-] FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.cafe 104 points 17 hours ago

Reminder that the government is spending ridiculous money like this to accommodate the absurd whims of the elite while disabled homeless people are starving to death in droves.

[-] DmMacniel@feddit.org 89 points 19 hours ago

Murica is their playground now.

[-] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 78 points 19 hours ago

I bet that boat needs new upholstery too

[-] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 28 points 18 hours ago

And therapy.

[-] ramble81@lemmy.zip 8 points 15 hours ago

Boat couches are his favorite because they’re waterproof and easy to wash off.

[-] LongLive@lemmy.world 10 points 18 hours ago

Which bodily fluid are you referring to please?

[-] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 26 points 18 hours ago
[-] frunch@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

I'm so glad this lives on, lol

[-] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 36 points 17 hours ago

Trump is way out of his depth. I fear for him dying though because of Vance waiting in the wings.

[-] AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

They're going to hit him with a poison dart soon , russia style . They got everything they needed out of that bozo

[-] slaacaa@lemmy.world 25 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Trump is a “once in a generation” level of grifter, much like Putin, Orban or Berlusconi in their respective countries. They somehow resonate with their population deeply, and they exploit this to grab and keep power.

Vance is just a run-of-the-mill second line fascist backed by some rich dudes, plenty to go around in every country. They (luckily) lack the charisma to pull votes in the necessary orders of magnitude to win an election.

I doubt most MAGA fans would follow Vance, the GOP would definitely start infighting after Trump’s death.

[-] aeternum 8 points 15 hours ago

i hope the piece of shit goes to jail, then get shanked. I don't want him dead until he's in jail.

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 6 points 15 hours ago

The problem is the longer charismatic authoritarian leader is in power; the easier for the least charismatic authoritarian leader to stay in power.

The charismatic leader is the one who shapes the State to support the authoritarian leader.

Sure, they will be infighting between factions however the day to day running of the government doesn’t grind to a halt.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 16 hours ago

My hope is that Vance doesn’t have the cult leader charisma to keep this maga shit together, and a power vacuum causes it to crumble.

[-] AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

They've been planning vance as president from the start .

They're going to get rid of trump and invoke his name and image to get the worshipers to go along with whatever Pete , jd and whatever other gang of assholes that are waiting in the wings want done.

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

Demented rapist or techbro goon?

uh

[-] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 37 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

I'm a regular kayaker. This makes zero sense. The Ohio is huuuuge. There's nothing to be gained by raising a river so large in a kayak other than the flex of doing it.

We're not talking about some of the shallower rivers with rapids that you might bottom out on in sections during dry spells. This is a deep, wide river.

[-] relativestranger@feddit.nl 38 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

it wasn't the ohio river, it was the lake in caesar creek state park, which feeds into the nearby little miami ~ 50 miles north of cincy and the ohio.

[-] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 25 points 17 hours ago

This is the bourgeoisie in all its glory : seizing the common goods, grabbing nature by the pussy as if it were its god given right.

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 9 points 16 hours ago

Aw shucks y'all he's just a simple hillbilly boy from the sticks who knows what it's like to go to bed with only a belly full of twinkies.

this post was submitted on 07 Aug 2025
437 points (100.0% liked)

Not The Onion

17534 readers
1540 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

  1. Links to news stories from...
  2. ...credible sources, with...
  3. ...their original headlines, that...
  4. ...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Please also avoid duplicates.

Comments and post content must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS