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[-] sniggleboots@europe.pub 83 points 3 weeks ago

Shipped from Colombia in a burlap sack.

[-] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 16 points 3 weeks ago

Jesus, talking to me at the pearly gates: "so you know that one joke about human trafficking by sniggleboots? Yeah man you caught for WAY too long, sorry pal. Eternal damnation it is for you."

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 81 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Denjin@feddit.uk 10 points 3 weeks ago

A curling gif? In the wild? Yay!

[-] Not_Dav3@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

!antiquememesroadshow@lemmy.world

[-] mr_satan@lemmy.zip 46 points 3 weeks ago

Is there a joke I don't get or is the joke that we are supposed to make our own jokes?

[-] wxpwn@lemmy.world 26 points 3 weeks ago

ground up and in the freezer

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[-] KraeuterRoy@feddit.org 45 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

"Black, Bitter, preferably Fair Trade" - Dr. Krieger

[-] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 38 points 3 weeks ago

Hot, bitter, and with little to no pubic hair.

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[-] Pippipartner@discuss.tchncs.de 36 points 3 weeks ago

Microwaved because I forgot about them?

[-] Apocalypteroid@lemmy.world 33 points 3 weeks ago

Imported from a developing country in a burlap sack

[-] GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world 27 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Ground up and in the freezer for freshness?

[-] neons@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 3 weeks ago

I don't like coffee

[-] JubJubBird@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 weeks ago

Dark and bitter?

[-] SnotFlickerman 18 points 3 weeks ago
[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago

Alternatively...

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Roasted, ground to a powder, and submerged 1-3 days in cold water?

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 16 points 3 weeks ago
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[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago

Acidic, full-bodied, pre-infused, and a little nutty.

[-] Bruncvik@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

Strong and bitter.

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

Dark and bitter?

Cheap and thin?

Cheap and tasteless?

White and sweet?

Full bodied and hot?

[-] BitchPeas@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Flat and white

Decaffeinated

With whipped cream on top

Single origin

With pumps of brown sugar

Warm....

Girl idk I think I'm just ordering.

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[-] Flamekebab@piefed.social 14 points 3 weeks ago
[-] PennyRoyal@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 weeks ago

Ground up and in my freezer?

[-] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

Cheap and sour?

[-] iii@mander.xyz 11 points 3 weeks ago

Cold and moldy?

[-] razorcandy@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 3 weeks ago
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[-] techt@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago
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[-] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago
[-] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 7 points 3 weeks ago

Half tbh...

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[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I bet gay men who don't like coffee love that joke.

[-] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 weeks ago

Cheap and prepared by slaves?

[-] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 10 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Restricted (ristretto).

Very very short.

[-] radiohead37@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Cold and bitter

[-] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Grounded up in a bag on the back of a donkey.

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