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[-] Apocalypteroid@lemmy.world 33 points 2 days ago

Imported from a developing country in a burlap sack

[-] mr_satan@lemmy.zip 46 points 3 days ago

Is there a joke I don't get or is the joke that we are supposed to make our own jokes?

[-] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 6 points 2 days ago

I took it as 'i don't like it.'

[-] wxpwn@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago

ground up and in the freezer

[-] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 126 points 3 days ago

Without another man's dick in it 👀

[-] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 64 points 3 days ago

I didn't realise you had to specify this when ordering.

[-] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 29 points 3 days ago

Its what made Starbucks standout back in 2003. Surprising people forgot. ^/s^

[-] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 22 points 3 days ago

Missed opportunity to brand it Starcucks

[-] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

I'll have the cuckaccino with extra milk

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[-] iii@mander.xyz 21 points 3 days ago

Don't knock it until you've tried it!

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[-] socsa@piefed.social 17 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Which man's dick do you prefer in your coffee?

[-] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

My own honestly, I like the burning sensation

[-] errer@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago

CAFFEINE IS ABSORBED FASTEST THROUGH THE GLANS ASK ME HOW I KNOW

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[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 81 points 3 days ago
[-] Denjin@feddit.uk 10 points 3 days ago

A curling gif? In the wild? Yay!

[-] Not_Dav3@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

!antiquememesroadshow@lemmy.world

[-] sniggleboots@europe.pub 83 points 3 days ago

Shipped from Colombia in a burlap sack.

[-] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 16 points 3 days ago

Jesus, talking to me at the pearly gates: "so you know that one joke about human trafficking by sniggleboots? Yeah man you caught for WAY too long, sorry pal. Eternal damnation it is for you."

[-] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 38 points 3 days ago

Hot, bitter, and with little to no pubic hair.

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[-] Bruncvik@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

Strong and bitter.

[-] KraeuterRoy@feddit.org 45 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

"Black, Bitter, preferably Fair Trade" - Dr. Krieger

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

Acidic, full-bodied, pre-infused, and a little nutty.

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 17 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Roasted, ground to a powder, and submerged 1-3 days in cold water?

[-] Pippipartner@discuss.tchncs.de 36 points 3 days ago

Microwaved because I forgot about them?

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 16 points 3 days ago
[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago
[-] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 5 points 2 days ago

Sundray already said that.

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

Dark and bitter?

Cheap and thin?

Cheap and tasteless?

White and sweet?

Full bodied and hot?

[-] BitchPeas@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Flat and white

Decaffeinated

With whipped cream on top

Single origin

With pumps of brown sugar

Warm....

Girl idk I think I'm just ordering.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Old and cold, but the only choice you had in the late-night gas station.

[-] neons@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 3 days ago

I don't like coffee

[-] GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Ground up and in the freezer for freshness?

[-] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago

Cheap and prepared by slaves?

[-] JubJubBird@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 days ago

Dark and bitter?

[-] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Grounded up in a bag on the back of a donkey.

[-] SnotFlickerman 18 points 3 days ago
[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago

Alternatively...

[-] PennyRoyal@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 days ago

Ground up and in my freezer?

[-] m4xie@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago

I like my movies like I like my women.

A tight ninety.

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[-] Benchamoneh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 days ago
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