They volunteered for that shit, I didn't ask them to do it

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That first part is still correct

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They did not choose to serve. Service chose them. They are heroes who set aside their own needs to build a better world for all of us, even knowing they may not be able to enjoy that future themselves.

Fucking legends.

This one goes out to all servicethem wearing the uniform proudly

It's not supposed to make you feel better. It's supposed to make you feel even worse. So bad, that it hurts. And then you cum.

Agree, jokes & picture aside, I always hated this type of comparison.

You’re allowed to be sad if you miss your train, even if other people have their houses bombed and are starving.

You’re also allowed to be happy if you get a raise, even if others are already billionaires.

Not sure about strange, but I'm pretty certain you're not conservative.

Yes. You're not sadistic enough. I recommemd pulling tge wings off insects until you learn to find joy in it, or you'll never fit in.

Makes me feel worse for the world

How long is 6000 metric miles?

Actually, American water boils at a much higher temperature as demanded by lobbyist.

You have no clue. You haven't experienced gross until you've marched through a sea of unwashed shag carpets trying to find the perfect position, getting jostled and bumped by who knows what body part. I still have flashbacks to MFF2014. I was there man, during the gas attack. Getting penned up like animals with literal dogs.

Just make sure you note where your maker got your fur, just in case 😉

Just install some fans!

Step 1: plant seed
Step 2: ????
Step 3: crop

For some it's a sex thing, for others it's not. Often it can be either for the same person, depending on context.

When I'm "in suit" in public, sex is the furthest thing from my mind. It's just being silly and fun. It isn't like I'm wearing a cum-stained fursuit and hugging people. That'd be disgusting.