It's not my job to talk people out of killing themselves.

It's not my job to talk people out of killing themselves.

well chief don't quit your day job whatever that is
Chilli fair thing, homer waxes his mouth to sustain wiggums uhh... Super chilli.
hallucinations ensue
Take that, space coyote!
Correct!
...space Coyote?

uh wiggy, my chili's getting cold
I'm missing the cookout!
Are we going to jail, daddy?
Less artsy, more fartsy
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Right about now, you're probably saying, "Troy, basically every post starts with 'Guess the Episode', is that all this community is?"
To which I say you've got some attitude, mister.
But no, any Simpsons content is allowed in this community, although we do ask that you keep the shitposting over in !simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works.
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