Half the time it winds up being my fault as GM.

I just couldn't resist making the transport pilot a Marge Simpson joke. Or the hotel front desk clerk the clergyman from The Princess Bride.

Look, I can't do accents but I like funny voices, okay?

It sucks that it's hard to find a decent picture of all the protagonists in the ship

Guys, I really didn’t plan for you to try placing the king inside your bag of holding so now you’re criminals and have no hook to continue the plot.

I need to go home and rewrite the whole first chapter of the story.