Speaking from experience: in many cases, they’re cliche because project managers, producers, and execs insist on writing achievement names & descriptions instead of letting the writer(s) do it.

It’s happened on almost every game I’ve worked on.

They get a kick out of having a tangible contribution to the finished product, and in most cases seem to believe they’re actually being funny and original. It’s easier to just let them have it.

The part where he kills you (This is that part)

I know no one cares but on the off chance that someone does, the picture is from this song.

It's a song made basically entirely of Japanese onomatopoeias. It's brought me so much joy I'd love if it makes one other person feel that way.

Get to da choppa! (Reach the helicopter)

Shout out to Split Fiction for getting the "Unironically making a 'The cake is a lie' reference in the year of the Lord 2025" award

I think its charming

Seeing achievements that actually are hard to achieve and aren't grindy brings me joy

I like that the "open game" archivments are mostly at like 70%

I swear some games just load them up at the start so it looks like you were playing for longer when others see you have "SO MANY ACHIEVABLES"