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He was a shy guy, IMO (lemmy.world)
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[-] boydster@sh.itjust.works 56 points 3 days ago

If Louigi is in jail, how did this happen again? Did they get the wrong guy back then? Did they get the right person this time? Will the CEOs ever know peace again? And will unwitting innocent bystanders keep taking the fall for the vigilante justice being dealt out by The Adjuster who continues to roam the streets free to right the wrongs of modern America?

[-] AreaKode@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago

I don't know. I'm just asking questions!

[-] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 46 points 3 days ago

I mean, I imagine a lot of CEOs live in NYC, and their average age is certainly not young. I'd be surprised if only two died during the course of a mayoral term just from natural causes. Let's be more intentional with our meme wording folks! It's super important...

[-] bamboo 24 points 3 days ago

Who was the other CEO that died?

[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 42 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Blackstone's Wesley LePatner among victims, firm calls it worst day in its history

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/wall-street-returns-work-after-manhattan-shooting-that-killed-blackstone-2025-07-29/

[-] ViatorOmnium@piefed.social 47 points 3 days ago

I had never heard about them before. TLDR, the highlights are:

  • Hedge funds
  • Sending data of motel guests to ICE
  • Child labour
  • Deflorestation of the Amazon

Nice company /s

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 days ago

Also, THE main entity making housing unaffordable through profiteering. That's the division the very deserving murder victim was head of.

[-] MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social 2 points 1 day ago

Huh, it's almost like......if you make 10+ livings worth of money off of enforced human misery eventually someone will come for their pound of flesh.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

firm calls it worst day in its history

Which is EXACTLY why it's a great day in the rest of the world's history.

She was head of the Blackstone real estate division, which is probably the worst housing profiteering entity in the world, responsible for thousands if not millions becoming homeless or at the very least live their lives burdened with crushing, inescapable death.

Rust in piss, Wesley.

[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

She* can rest in piss.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 days ago

Oops, assumed based on the name and the everything else that it was likely an 55+yo white man like it almost always is. Fixed.

[-] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

Oh no!

Anyway....

[-] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

I was frustrated that the article only mentioned that the firm wasn't the target but didn't mention who was so I looked it up. NFL is not what I expected at all. I'm all for Luigi-ing billionaires, but this one is just a sad story for everyone involved.

[-] Diurnambule@jlai.lu 4 points 3 days ago

This link is so misleading with the title shorted like that. I was what Blackstone disappeared ! Heh no. Only an exec.

[-] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

Sweet, keep it up.

[-] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago

I don't care how much the adams campaign is paying you; fuck off. We don't need ads on lemmy.

[-] Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

I wish, I'd probably get some sweet sweet soros bucks too

[-] Guidy@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Not sure what the fucking point of this post is. Eric Adams for President? Something else?

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