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I read every single one in Gordon Ramsay's voice.
I read them in Stephen Fry's narrator voice
When I say well done, I mean well done!
The congratulations just hits differently since it's not an adjective. It's so much more personal
Fucking CERN needs to hire this man, he created an entire sun in his kitchen. They've been trying to contain nuclear fusion for decades and my man does it by accident in a pastry.
Why? That’s nicely al Dante
Is this how they make lava cake?
Yes, that’s right, I ordered the Mount Doom soufflé.
That one friend who insists that they don't know how to cook.
You reassure them and tell them they can learn.
The friend who can't cook goes on to boil a pot of water and returns with this abomination that defies physics
My mother in law has ruined a pot in the process of boiling water.
It can happen..
She isn't allowed to cook for many reasons.
Bro recreated the elephant's foot. That's at least 3.6 Röntgen.
Not great, not terrible.
Get the liquidators! They have found a second elephant's foot.
Babe wake up, new Chernobyl just dropped.
Is that the THING from Time Bandits?
It's pure evil, don't touch it.
touch
Exploded human.
this post was submitted on 26 Jul 2025
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