Because one way or the other similar products made it into our mouths before. Shampoo running down your face and some of it enters your mouth is definitely not unusual.

You ever think about the fact that you know what the color brown looks like? No, no really. You THINK you know what brown look like. You could identitify what brown looks like, and you'd be right. We would both agree thats what brown is.

But what if we switched bodies? What if you saw the world through my eyes? Through my perspective? What if brown was actually purple? What if grass looked red? And nobody was concerned. Everybody agreed grass was still green. Thats just how I see green. I see it how you see red. Taking bright purple poops every morning. And I don't have a medical problem. Thats just how I see brown.

And maybe John sees blue grass. With green poops.

And maybe Martha sees orange grass with yellow poops.

And we've all collectively agreed we all know what green grass looks like. While individually experiencing it differently.

The only certainty we've established is that grass is always the same color, and we all agree it's "green".

Ya ever think about that? Ya ever think that your individual world view may be completely isolated to yourself?

Because I too have never eaten shampoo. But I too feel like I know exactly what it tastes like.

That happens to me too. I have very limited tooth paste options.