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[-] RustyNova@lemmy.world 124 points 2 weeks ago

They didn't even have mentioned the comments in the source code

/// Mommy intentionally lets her little ones call her recursively, since they might want to hear more from her~
///
/// If they call her a thousand times in a row, though, something has probably gone wrong 😏
const RECURSION_LIMIT: u8 = 100;
/// This name is intentionally not user-configurable. Mommy can't let the little ones make *too*
/// much of a mess~
const RECURSION_LIMIT_VAR: &str = "CARGO_MOMMY_RECURSION_LIMIT";
[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 19 points 2 weeks ago

They set a limit on number of recursive calls? Good luck trying to sort or search anything.

[-] RustyNova@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago

...

Looking back at the code (Sigh), it's to prevent setting the CARGO variable to cargo mommy, and causing an infinite loop. You can still do cargo mommy mommy if you like double praises

[-] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 92 points 2 weeks ago

this is terrible and disgusting brb downloading

[-] Linearity@infosec.pub 56 points 2 weeks ago
[-] MrLLM@ani.social 16 points 2 weeks ago

Every day we stray further from god

[-] axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 11 points 2 weeks ago
[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 9 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks, but I don't want to scare my AI.

[-] tgirlschierke 6 points 2 weeks ago

oh my god thank you so much i was wondering if it would work with python this will help me so much to get anything done with renpy i mean. how disgusting

[-] MissyBee 53 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe this will get me to start programming seriously.

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago

Time to charge up the old butt plug and revisit Hello World!

[-] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 37 points 2 weeks ago

Making an AI horny will at some point in the future be a legally defined crime. Interesting times ahead...

[-] Gyroplast@pawb.social 52 points 2 weeks ago

You spelled 'worth billions of VC money' wrong.

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

Why are the Viet cong so interested in horny ai?

[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Got to do something to put those GI off kilter

[-] RustyNova@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago

That's prepared statements, not AI generated.

... Although... It could be made, and sending the error could lead to a more personalized response. As well as being able to use character definitions from ai chat bots.

... Is it more cursed yet?

[-] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I was specifically talking about, say, an AI storefront being overrun by 4chan or the like and turning into a nazi or cyberslut overnight, like what happened to Tay.

[-] RustyNova@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

That's if the ai is learning from the responses. But there it's more of a problem with the site not filtering data

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

nazi or cyberslut

Likely both.

[-] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 30 points 2 weeks ago

Ok, that's enough lemmy for the day.

[-] dastanktal@lemmy.ml 28 points 2 weeks ago

Heres the repo in case you want other internet things to look at

https://github.com/Gankra/cargo-mommy

[-] Korne127@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Damn, I really caused a cascade of posts when I posted this in a comment

[-] Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 weeks ago

Good job, any increased visibility for small FOSS projects like buttplug.io is a win in my books.

[-] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 7 points 2 weeks ago

You definitely did

[-] bdjegifjdvw@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

Brings a whole new meaning to vibe coding

[-] Shanmugha@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Thank you, that puts a perspective to all the discussions I had with rust-heads

[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 weeks ago

What the hell about “Mommy will put you in time-out” makes you think it’s horny? Lay off the Pornhub, dude.

[-] burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

are you nuts? did you miss the tilde and the tongue emoji?

[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 weeks ago

I didn’t recognize that as a tongue, no. To me it was a weirdly shaped heart. Or rather, a pink triangle.

[-] lemmyknow@lemmy.today 13 points 2 weeks ago

I'd say depends on context. Sure, a mom talking to her baby like that is innocent (I hope). But if yer galpal shows up in underwear talking with a sexy voice, that'd be different (or so I'd imagine. Idk. Clearly not talking from experience). With the added emoji, I'd take it to be an emulation of something closer to the latter

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 14 points 2 weeks ago

I'd say the buttplug.io integration made it pretty clear.

[-] lemmyknow@lemmy.today 5 points 2 weeks ago

I was more so commenting on the expression than the overall project. But yes, for the project as a whole, that might be an indicator

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 5 points 2 weeks ago

Yes, the statement itself is not inherently sexual, but in the context of BDSM it is.

[-] russjr08@bitforged.space 12 points 2 weeks ago

Probably the part where it's paired with *slides her finger into your mouth*

Unless that's something you say to your friends/family/coworkers/etc often...?

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 7 points 2 weeks ago

Don't kink shame.

[-] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago
[-] ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

~~This is getting into CG/L territory with some of the language being used.~~

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

I enjoy Foone's content often. Really hoping there's no Milkshake Duck there.

[-] andioop@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago

I could swear there was such an add-on that was this but non-NSFW, but maybe I'm misremembering.

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