"the butter" but unironically.
When in doubt go with French: "Beurre".
Just try not to imagine it as Sylvester Stallone failing to pronounce butter.
I'm French, so that's why it resonated with me in the first place, it would truly come from a place of love, my stomach. I could legit imagine something like "ma petite beurette" except there's a problematic connotation since that word is also used to describe women of north African descent and I think it's a bit derogatory.
Butterface?
This might be AI slop, but let's be real for a second... It's indistinguishable in concept and execution from a slightly absurdist Tumblr meme.
it's distinguishable
“Oh come on pre heat to 375, you don’t mean that. Thou shall not commit adultery is a good guy once you get to know him.”
Pulcifer?
Well, maybe not in the books, but for the purpose of the joke. Or maybe the speaker is a bad guy. Who knows.
she doesn't like it when you call her the mix-in bowl
