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[-] TammyTobacco@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 week ago

Eyebrows are the thing that get me. Someone from the 1700's with the most perfectly manicured eyebrows.

[-] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 week ago

This always bothered the hell out of me. Why do they look like they are elves from middle earth, except they are wearing somewhat ragged clothes?

[-] CosmoNova@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Probably because they didn‘t wash their faces with hot water and soap all the time but instead took sweat baths and washed them with cold water to keep the protective layer. They also had better teeth than most of us these days by the way.

[-] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago

No sodas or candies then.

[-] PaulBunyan@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Although Norsemen (Vikingane) is satire, I found the slaves’s makeup to be pretty well done. Chapped lips and other dirty features.

[-] Echolynx@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago

Norsemen is just such a great show all around.

[-] cuerdo@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

they have soft skin because the are nine

[-] Zephorah@discuss.online 3 points 1 week ago

Odds are good they’d have missing and half rotted teeth too.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

They drank very little soda back then.

A lot of people had decent teeth (beyond the extra wear caused by the stone grinding of the flour adding stone powder to bread).

[-] Zephorah@discuss.online 4 points 1 week ago

It’s not about soda. It’s about the lack of everything else.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

They drank very little soda back then.

Citation needed

didn't they drink a lot of beer instead?

[-] HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Monthy Pithons nailed it in Sacred Graal

this post was submitted on 21 Jul 2025
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