I wish to all web developers who make a custom dropdown for dates in which you can't just type the god damn date in to use this style of date selection for everything.
No, you must enter your birthdate using only this back arrow that is a pixel-width away from the forward arrow. It starts on today and can only step one day at a time. Also, the calendar has to reload every time you click a button. Oh... and I put a session time-out dialog behind the calendar dropdown. Please clear cache and delete cookies to try again.
Welcome to DECAY
Should I worry when Novanuary is just around the corner?
You best member decembuary
Remember, remember, the 5th of Febrember
Wait is thst before or after Member?
I was born on Joctorch
Ah yes, the astrological symbol of cancaurus.
What month are you? Muney? Decay? Jay? Novanugust?
Muney sounds like a month Star Butterfly would be born on.
Tbh, despite the horrible UX I wouldn't even be mad if I saw the month dialog in the wild
In fact, depending on my mood, someone may have to figure out which month Deculyuary is.
Deculyuary sounds like a slightly more severe version of polydactyly
Bonus points for having the options not sorted ๐
tfw no joctoy
Mauary birthdays where u at ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ
"Not the father" MFs when the test comes back
My favorite month, deculyuary, which comes right after septuneugust
June and July deserve to share the same U too. In some languages it's only the N/L that changes between them.
Decoctoy sounds...lewd.
Ah yes, I was born in the month of Jay.
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