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submitted 2 weeks ago by 0_0j@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

This might seem as counter intuitive, as there are folks that hijack ideas for a living, But hey, F*IT; lets hear your craziest plots you can concoct. We'll be the judge of them.

I'm down for a good laugh.

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[-] Kronusdark@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Nice try… Netflix.

[-] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 2 weeks ago

A documentary film called "We Gave PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org $6,942,069, Here's What He Did With It". And then it's just three hours of me talking about linear algebra while constantly ordering pizza and soda 😆

I mean that would definitely make me at least a million dollars.

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

I’m on board

[-] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Dinosaur Apocalypse.

Take the premise of a zombie apocalypse but it's hoard after hoard of dinosaurs spilling out of hollow earth (no Nazis just dinosaurs). No explanation just more dinosaurs. There are more dinosaurs than humans have bullets.

The plot is shown in vignette style by people across the world.

[-] ByteMe@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

This could have been the plot of jurrasic world Dominion. But.. oh well

[-] 0_0j@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Lol, sh!t, the gruesome of it all 😆

[-] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago
[-] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 5 points 2 weeks ago

Shut up and take my money.

[-] ValiantDust@feddit.org 4 points 2 weeks ago

Sexy iguanas.

Is there any other kind?

[-] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 weeks ago

YES! They need to make a Star Trek Voyager film following warp 10 lizards around!

[-] 0_0j@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I'll go first.

Background

Back in Sunday school, some decades ago; I read a story of Joshua that during a battle, he stopped the sun at high noon to finish the battle.

Plot

All of a sudden, the earth stops rotating on its own axis for reasons that are out of me mind (they ain't paying me enough goddammit)One side is left baking on the sun, while the other is in total darkness.

  • The inertia of stuff as earth comes to a stop
  • Ocean tsunami on coastal areas
  • The climate changes following after that
  • How society struggles, changes, and adapts to this f*ckd up situation. From both sides.
  • Yes, there are sides now. Good luck, NATO, UN
[-] witheyeandclaw@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 weeks ago

Muppet Harry Potter, where the only human character in the entire series is Luna Lovegood. Everyone always talks about how odd Luna is, but never actually addresses the fact that she’s human. Also make a point of tongue-in-cheek noting how stereotypically awful many of the characters are.

But also, the thing should never be made because JKR would just funnel all of the money straight to some neonazi group.

this post was submitted on 14 Jul 2025
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