The Onion never used to "get me". It was funny and absurd and easy to recognize.
The worst bit is its not any less absurd.
The state of the world is such that my standard operating procedure is to always check for the onion at the foot of a post
got me
I definitely nibbled this one before reading the community.
I hate any prominent onion flavor in my food, and it took me awhile to taste this one.
I miss the days when onion articles were less like reality.
They were being antisemitic.
Wow, I fell for this one
“Scrubs” or “cleanses?” I’m pretty confident I know which word Hitler Jr. would use.
Just giving them ideas at this point. I think the concept of satire needs to take a rest for a few years.
Prove to me that it didn't happen
"It's really the jews fault for making that hitler fella so mad!"
Just a sprinkle a day!
ADL is suspiciously silent
I'm wondering if your username is actually misspelled intentionally
I wish, I absolutely suck at typing in my phone, and I missed that typo
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