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[-] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 72 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Dwarves have massive asses, they just don't usually wear the kind of clothes that accentuate it (also, they're kind of hard to see for tall races)! I mean seriously, they're supposed to be stout and have a lot of stamina for working in mines and the like, you can't really have that kind of build with a flat ass.

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 weeks ago

Damn, I made this exact joke 1 minute more slowly.

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 35 points 3 weeks ago

With how wide dwarves are, their asses must naturally be huge. It's just that you're too hightist to notice.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 3 weeks ago

dwarves all have a chronic case of flabby repairman asscrack

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

A wide flat ass is still a flat ass

[-] entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 weeks ago

Depends on their musculature

[-] dumples@midwest.social 24 points 3 weeks ago

That is why I love fantasy stories. They really show how gender and norms are social constructs. Its fun to play with

[-] luxliminal@piefed.social 12 points 3 weeks ago

I aspire to that goblin androgony dream

[-] ahdok@ttrpg.network 10 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Malgas@beehaw.org 6 points 3 weeks ago

Small, yes, but Konsi is pretty far from horrible.

Also I've never seen her eat a beetle, but you'd know better than me on that point.

[-] ahdok@ttrpg.network 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

This was the most "androgynous" looking goblin I had...

Konsi's first two years of life were as a goblin in a goblin clan, so would have eaten the same as the rest of them, after that, the next four or so years of her life were as a street urchin in Waterdeep. She ate a lot of scavenged food from trash cans and rats.

She's definitely eaten beetles.

this post was submitted on 09 Jul 2025
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